Chapter 381 – This Episode Seems like It’s Going to Be Censored
A pure white space.
Black and red start to fill it.
“Please write here too.”
“Okay, understood.”
It could have been seen as a back-breaking labor due to the large amount.
But not a single person complained, silently filling the space instead.
In fact, they even wore blissful smiles.
“Whose name should be on it?”
“Please make it a joint ownership!”
“…Does Elcia have any conscience? She’s not human, so it seems right to call her a Martial Artist.”
“Hmph! If you keep this up, I might just buy this building with my Elf Coin!”
“First, just let’s do it under ‘Nya.’ Ignore that Ear Goblin’s words.”
That’s right.
Finally, the day we had been waiting for had arrived.
The day we were truly going to establish our very own guild.
“Could you please stamp your seal here too?”
“Uh… just a moment. Can I use my signature? I left my seal at home.”
“Oh, signatures are a bit iffy…”
“Shinwoo’s seal is mine, so I brought it with me. I just need to stamp it here, right?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“…Why is that yours, f*ck.”
As soon as we received the long-awaited contact from the government’s intermediary, everyone quickly gathered in the building that had now become ours to fill out documents.
Of course, along with the government intermediary.
It was just a bit awkward that the date was just a few days after capturing the pedophiles.
“But why didn’t you contact us sooner?”
“The messenger went down, my apologies.”
“Oh, it can’t be helped.”
That reason was quite understandable.
“Shinwoo, did the apology notice come up this time?”
“Are you talking about ‘Nugumama’?”
“They only know how to split stocks, but they don’t know how to split servers!”
“If that’s the case, this is the victory of the long-dormant Nobelpia server.”
“Those who invested there are in trouble. They seem ready to commit suicide.”
[Isn’t investing there the same as attempting suicide anyway?]
‘Oh, right.’
When I think about it, isn’t it funny?
A big company strutting around with their heads held high usually.
Now behaving pitifully worse than a small business.
They’re only grand in scale; in reality, they’re on par with Nobelpia.
No, wait! That’s impossible.
This is a critical mistake.
How can you put a wolf pup on the same level as a dog brat?
Nobelpia would be generous enough to accept them with open arms.
That’s the kind of dignity only the king of the underworld can possess!
Alright.
This is special, just this once.
From today, you shall be a part of Nobelpia!
[This will bring a lawsuit. It’s really coming.]
‘I don’t care, f*ck. If they’re angry, they should have just done well from the start.’
Anyway, we decided to continue with the guild establishment process.
Naturally, the fact that we were going to create our own guild was great.
But the moment I saw the mountain of papers piled up, I had a momentary urge to quit.
“Do we really have to fill all this out?”
“If you don’t, we can take that as a waiver of ownership, right?”
“I’ll do it… ha… f*ck…”
It seemed like they were trying to crush my will with how much there was.
There was so much that the papers to be filled out popped up faster than we could process them.
Still, I resolved to fill out the documents quietly.
“Who should we process the income from this building under?”
“Please put it under Hyeji. If I do it, the taxes will all gather at once and it’ll be a hassle.”
“Indeed, Ayeon the Hunter runs a business. Good choice.”
All of this was a process we had to go through, so what could we do?
If we put up with the hassle now, there wouldn’t be any problems later.
Then I recalled the incident with the intermediary and spoke up.
“But I didn’t expect you to be here early. We were a bit late, huh?”
“Yes.”
“I thought so.”
“But I only waited a couple of hours. You’re still lacking as Hunters.”
[Both the one who doesn’t change a bit when late and the one who accepts it casually are the same!]
‘Have you only met Hunters once or twice? And we’re being quite polite right now.’
Taking a moment to breathe, I turned my gaze to the papers that needed processing.
Even with a lot completed, there was still a mountain of documents pending.
Of course, there were still the remaining paperwork needed for guild establishment, documents transferring ownership of the building, and therefore many possessions that the pedophile brats had owned.
[Sure, I could accept the villa, pension, and car, but I didn’t expect there’d be an airplane and a boat.]
‘Ah, those little bastards even have the ownership of the neighborhood strays?’
[…Let that go.]
Well, the pedophiles who lost it all at once would be wailing in regret.
But what can you do?
If you’re feeling wronged, at least don’t get caught.
In the end, all of this is their karma.
Anyway, we were pouring all our mental energy into filling out the documents.
Even if it gets delayed, the loss will ultimately be ours.
In the midst of it all, the intermediary let out a small sigh and made a simple request.
“Could you get me a glass of water?”
“There’s tap water over there. You can drink it with your hands.”
“You’re surprisingly kind for a Hunter. This time, I won’t have to drink from the toilet.”
Even that, I replied casually.
However, perhaps because we kept filling out the sheets,
the overwhelming amount of paper was finally reaching its limit.
Just as I heard the intermediary’s words,
“Oh, and could you settle the remaining payment right away? Here’s the account number.”
“…Do we have to pay more?”
“Besides the remaining possessions, the establishment cost is separate.”
“F*ck.”
I finally felt that we had reached the last stage.
[……I already paid the registration fee, so why am I paying the establishment fee again?]
‘That’s Korea for you. Latecomers get rinsed dry as much as possible.’
[How spicy! F*ck, it’s too spicy.]
But if we get this done, everything would be finished.
Caressy, with a displeased expression, transferred the remaining money.
Thus, with the payment complete, all procedures were finally done.
“Just a moment. You didn’t write down the guild name.”
“Ah.”
There was one thing left.
While pondering what to name the guild, I had left the space blank.
It seems the intermediary noticed this.
I have to admit, they are indeed competent.
“What will the guild name be?”
“About that?”
Originally, I was planning to name the guild ‘Manchester Caru United.’
Since the novel and guild seem to be on a downward trend, I intended to tie the two symbols of decline into one.
But.
“Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters.”
“…Excuse me?”
Here, Hyeji jumped the gun.
The intermediary’s eyes widened in shock.
No matter how many Hunters they dealt with, they would never have expected such a guild name.
However, Hyeji was adamant.
“Please make the guild name ‘Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters.’”
“…Are you serious?”
“Yes.”
At Hyeji’s words, the intermediary exchanged silent glances with the others.
Is it really okay?
Of course, the heroines were just grinning happily.
“That’s not wrong, right? Just do it when it’s over.”
“Let’s even play the ‘Man Inside a Pillar OST’ on this occasion.”
“Ai ai yah yih~”
“Shut up and don’t sing along, you Ear Goblin!”
Even Caressy set the background music, and Elcia even started singing along.
As I mentioned before, the guild name is a symbol representing the guild.
Therefore, it should directly reflect the guild’s identity, but this is too serious.
But I couldn’t bring myself to suggest another name.
[……Wasn’t that the name that got the highest number of recommendations?]
‘Hah, f*ck. I’m going crazy.’
In fact, it was the guild name that got the most recommendations before.
I treated it lightly thinking it was just a suitable name.
If I had known there were people worse than me in this world, I wouldn’t be in this situation.
It was a moment I truly felt that I was the one who was normal.
Finally, the intermediary keeps asking again.
As if asking if I’m in my right mind or if I’m really going to go with this.
However.
“Are you sure this is alright?”
“Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters.”
“This wouldn’t be tolerated in even the underworld Nobelpia. What will you do about the aftermath?”
“Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters.”
“Think again. This is a major decision you can’t take back. If Nobel-chan shoots a censorship beam, you’re in big trouble.”
“Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters.”
Hyeji’s answer was solely one.
[……Thank goodness the producer isn’t set yet.]
‘Please don’t set it until we complete it… We don’t want to die…’
Honestly, I thought this was absurd.
The guild name ‘Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters’?
I barely survived because it’s Nobelpia.
If it were another platform, I would be truly done for.
[No matter how I see it, it seems just a matter of time before I’m done here too.]
‘F*ck.’
But what can I do?
A promise is a promise.
In the end, even if Nobel-chan comes with a sword, the only choice I have is to go through with it and regret it later.
Meanwhile, the intermediary, noticing that I was quiet, looked somewhat worried.
For a moment, they seemed about to ask me if this guild name was okay.
But the moment they looked closely at my blank face…
“Ah.”
“Don’t accept it.”
“Certainly…”
“Don’t accept it, you f*cker.”
Nodding as if they understood.
In that moment, Hyeji quickly seized the paper from the intermediary and began to write down the guild name.
The intermediary, with a somewhat resigned expression, smiled pitifully.
“Well, the last time some ‘Yuri’ guild named their guild ‘Bobi-go,’ I guess we could have a name like this too.”
[That’s way more dangerous!!!]
‘…How many companies can we expect lawsuits from today…?’
Eventually, Hyeji filled in the guild name space and submitted it immediately.
With that, all procedures were complete.
Finally, the birth of our guild ‘Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters’!
“Biodegradable… Congratulations on establishing the guild.”
“Thank you.”
The intermediary couldn’t bring themselves to say the guild name until the end.
