The moment Saintess Caressy’s face hardened, my party urgently spoke to me.
“Shinwoo, you crazy bastard! Why are you asking that?!”
“Husband, have you lost it?”
“Gongja! You can ask anything, but I didn’t mean for you to go full throttle!”
[Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy?]
But my question is valid.
I grabbed Jeong Ahyeon and spoke.
“Hey, Jeong Ahyeon. Think about it. What’s the trend with the Nopia Saintess these days?”
“….Ah… The TS Saintess is the trend, right?”
That’s right.
In Nopia, we are in an era of chaos where TS Saintesses are more abundant than traditional ones.
No, some might say that this isn’t chaos, but rather the golden age of Nopia.
Therefore, Saintesses no longer belong to women.
The true traditional Saintess is a male.
Thus, even Han Daeri can be considered a Saintess.
[Why on earth is that person a Saintess!!!!!]
‘Don’t you know the Nobel-phia Saintess classification? Divine affirmation, but female denial.’
A being can believe in the divine and wield divine power without being entirely female in body and spirit.
If this isn’t a Saintess, what is?
Anyway, confirming whether someone is a TS Saintess or not is crucial.
Because in Nopia, female Saintesses have become so rare that they can be called fakes.
At that moment, Caressy, who was suspected of being a TS Saintess, relaxed her expression but then puffed her tail like a cat and hissed at me.
“Haaak!!!! You crazy bastard!!!!! Are you a lunatic!!!!”
“Is it you, huh? (So are you TS?).”
“You little bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Just then, one of the Holy Knights guarding Caressy thrust his spear into the ground, growling at me.
“Our Saintess is not a man!! She has never been a man!!”
“That’s right! I’ve always been a woman!!!”
“Even if you could misinterpret the Saintess’s slender physique, our Saintess is definitely not a man!!!”
“……”
Saintess Caressy’s eyes began to chill.
However, the knight continued to speak without noticing her change in expression.
“No! That slender body is actually the best! The smoothly connected curves bring out her feminine charm to the maximum—”
“Bring it on!”
“”””””””Yes!””””””””
The knight, who had been lecturing passionately, was dragged out of the classroom comically by other knights.
As he was being pulled away, he cried out desperately.
“Let me out!!!”
“I’m sorry, Saintess!!! Just one more thing!!!!”
“…Speak it!”
The knight’s last chance.
He knelt down dramatically, fearing he would lose this opportunity.
“I’m not a pedo, but no matter how I think, slender is the best—”
“You can die for that.”
“”””””””Yes!””””””””
Again, the knight was dragged out.
Once he was completely gone, Caressy sighed and looked at me.
“I am a woman. I think you misunderstood because of this small chest, but I really am a woman.”
“Are you really not a TS Saintess? If you drop that bomb later, I’m dead meat.”
“I told you, you f*cking idiot!!!!!!”
Since it wasn’t a perfect explanation, I kept my doubts tucked away in my heart.
I vowed to prove it someday.
While Caressy was getting upset, suddenly a sinister voice came from somewhere.
“Hey, cat girl.”
It was none other than Hyeji.
Hyeji, who had been next to me, suddenly glared at Caressy with a murderous intent.
Caressy narrowed her eyes at being called “cat girl,” feeling Hyeji’s pressure, and quickly shrank back.
“What, what is it…”
“Is that… a small… chest?”
“Y-yeah! Just A cup…”
“No way!!!!”
At that moment, another Holy Knight stepped forward confidently.
Even with the helmet on, his heavy breathing and rough sounds made it seem like steam was escaping through the gaps.
In an imposing voice, he declared.
“Listen up!!! Our Saintess is not just an A cup!!! It’s a full A cup that looks like a B cup!!!”
“……Drag that bastard out too.”
“”””””Yes!”””””””
Another knight was pulled out of the classroom.
But even amidst the chaos, Hyeji’s pressure didn’t subside; instead, she stuck to Caressy stubbornly.
“A cup is just average? Say that again, cat girl.”
“I’m sorry.”
Saintess Caressy’s concept momentarily crumbled.
As she knelt and bowed her head in apology, only then did Hyeji relax and quietly sit down.
Caressy let out a sigh of relief, then suddenly realized something, and smiled at me alluringly.
“Oh, could it be that you’ve fallen for me? If that’s the case, I can understand ~.”
‘What? That little brat? How dare?’
[Stop f*cking talking! Aren’t you scared of CyGames?!]
I was seriously considering whether I should add a tag while getting pissed off at her antics.
I held out my hand firmly and shook my head.
“Furry, that’s troublesome.”
This made Caressy’s previously subdued anger flare up again.
She stomped her feet and hissed.
“Where do you see me as furry!!! This is Nekomimi!!!”
“Saintess! I’ll deal with that author!”
One knight, unable to contain his anger, pointed his spear at me.
“Please do it!”
“Our Saintess is not fluffy like a furry!”
“That’s right!!!”
The knight angrily murmured while glaring at me through the helmet’s gap.
“You must have shaved cleanly with hair removal cream, so it must be smooth!!!”
“……Just kill that one.”
Along with Caressy’s words, her eyes turned cold again.
The Holy Knight now didn’t even get dragged out but stood there taking jabs from other knights.
“Ah!!! I was talking about arms and legs! Not strange parts!!!”
“Don’t fight here, take him somewhere else and kill him.”
“”””””Yes!”””””””
While the knights were getting dragged out, I looked at Caressy and said.
“Note. Saints are fluffy.”
“That’s not true!!!! I’ve never had fur!!!!!”
Saintess Caressy let out another big hiss like a cat.
After having a long tantrum, perhaps exhausted, Caressy let out a short sigh and muttered.
“It was better when I was in the Beastman Kingdom…”
“The Beastman Kingdom?”
As I expressed doubt at the unfamiliar term, Caressy’s face suddenly brightened.
Like a cat, her mood shifted pretty quickly.
She was likely pleased to hear a familiar word.
With a confident expression, she said to me.
“That’s right! The paradise of all Beastmen!”
“Really? I’ve never heard of it.”
“If you guess our Beastman kingdom’s name, I’ll let all your rudeness slide!”
“Oh, wait a minute.”
The Beastman kingdom,
The ideal place for beastmen and paradise, right?
Then…
“Zootopia?”
[Just shut the f*ck up!!!!!]
“Shut up!!!! You’ll get us sued by Disney!!!!!”
“……Gongja, it’s called Anomalia (Animalia).”
“How the hell was I supposed to know that?”
“Say you don’t know, you idiot!!!! If you keep this up, we are all going to die!!!!”
Caressy began to tear at her hair with both hands.
Though her fur didn’t fly anywhere, the cat ears made it feel like hair was scattering everywhere.
To comfort the distressed Caressy, I shared a fact that she didn’t know.
“Don’t worry, Saintess.”
“Is that true?”
“I already got wrecked in chapters 64 and 65.”
“You little brat.”
At that moment, one knight stepped forward.
Seems he had a lot to say, so he strutted out dramatically and slammed his spear into the ground.
But before he could say anything, Caressy commanded first.
“Drag him out.”
“”””Yes!”””””
“Saintess!!!! I haven’t said anything yet!!!!!”
“Shut up. It helps if you guys just keep quiet.”
Caressy was now showing a face of pure annoyance, devoid of any energy to be angry.
Then the leader knight stepped up to Saintess Caressy and spoke.
“Saintess, what should we do now?”
“Your move.”
Caressy turned her head to face the leader knight and the rest.
“Sigh… Everyone, just go out.”
“Did you hear? Everyone, leave now!”
“”””””Yes!”””””””
The leader knight donned his helmet and began leading the knights out.
Meanwhile, Caressy sighed one more time and murmured.
“I feel like I shouldn’t have come to the Academy… It feels like I’ve passed through here before…”
As she said that, she looked around the empty space.
At that moment, the number above Caressy’s head changed from 1 to 2, and a mirror fragment was generated.
At the same time, the atmosphere and emotions radiating from Caressy suddenly began to change.
Vigilance. Fear. Sadness. Anger. Regret. Despair. And intent to kill.
Numerous negative emotions.
But it didn’t end there.
Because the direction of those negative feelings was towards me.
Caressy erased her earlier flustered demeanor.
Pointing at me, she commanded the knights who were about to leave.
“It’s him!!”
“Surround him!!”
“”””””Yes!”””””””
I was quite shaken by Caressy’s sudden shift in attitude.
Whether the knights noticed my agitation, they mechanically surrounded me without saying a word.
I couldn’t see their faces due to their helmets, but I could certainly feel their gazes fixed sharply on me.
Before I could react, the leader knight gave the next command.
“Make sure he can’t move!”
“”””””Yes!”””””””
The knights raised their weapons, aiming to stab me.
More accurately, they thrust their spears around me to secure my position.
Shoulders, the sides, and between my legs.
With that, my movements were pinned down.
Meanwhile, Caressy glared at me, gritting her teeth.
As if I was the enemy of her parents.
[My dear! Let us see the future before the regression!]
‘Sigh. This is suddenly awkward.’
To find out why, I looked into the mirror fragment that had appeared above Caressy.
As with any other time, the light from the mirror fragment engulfed me.
