[Hey you! Get a grip!]
‘Life is boring, empty, and fleeting.’
[Where is all that poison and obsession you’ve shown us until now!]
‘Such things don’t beautify the world. Right now, I need nothing.’
An unbearable sense of boredom and sticky depression began to consume everything, including my thoughts and heart.
I didn’t want to do anything anymore; all I wanted was to sink down in this moment, just like this.
Then, I heard sniffle Pi’s crying voice in my head.
[Have you forgotten the tears of the monsters? Where has that desire to destroy the academy gone!]
‘……Ah!’
At that moment, intense memories began to resurface in my mind.
The monsters who had to scream while bound by the Chief.
The animal enthusiasts high on drugs, trying to NTR someone else’s wife.
The request from the Lizard Beastman to destroy the academy for me.
That’s right.
Nothing is over yet.
A quiet hatred and bubbling anger began to ignite, fueled by my boredom and depression.
My languid fingertips slowly started to move.
Life surged back into my rotting eyes.
Strength seeped into every corner of my slack body—arms, legs, hands, feet, head—my entire body’s muscles.
I shredded the emptiness tying me down with the blade named willpower.
Then, I rose from the Throne of Virginity and stretched my hands up to the sky.
A moment ago, I had been a corpse, unresponsive despite the unicorns’ boisterous cheers.
So everyone was watching me with worry and concern, murmuring among themselves.
Suddenly, as I stood up and stretched out my hands, all the commotion stopped, and all eyes turned to me.
Taking a breath.
Gathering strength.
Opening my eyes.
And finally, I spat out the word that had been boiling in my heart.
“Applaud!!!!!!”
Unlike before, an incredible burst of light erupted from the Throne of Virginity.
Tears welled unceasingly from the Great Unicorn and the other Unicorns’ eyes as they witnessed this scene.
The Great Unicorn, standing on two legs with its front hooves raised high, majestically declared with a telepathic voice.
「The God of Ada has descended!!!!!!」
「「「「「God of Ada!!!!!!!」」」」」
With the Great Unicorn’s telepathic voice, the Unicorns’ telepathic voices began to resonate in the holy land.
It was a moment of rebirth into the true holy land of Unicorns.
*
[Oh dear, that could’ve been a big deal.]
‘Wow, f*ck. That was really dangerous.’
The sage time that had dominated me a moment ago vanished in an instant.
It felt like the Throne of Virginity was trying to swallow me whole.
It had been quite dangerous.
This curiosity of mine was answered by the Great Unicorn.
「I apologize. Normally, there would be no problem, but the throne happened to be asymmetrical.」
According to the Great Unicorn, the Throne of Virginity wasn’t perfectly symmetrical, which had thrown it into a state of Chastity Imbalance (CI).
And it was trying to compensate for the lack of virginity by keeping me stuck on the throne, the Great Unicorn explained.
If that state had continued, my identity would have been devoured, and I wouldn’t have been able to leave the throne anymore.
[So in the end, it’s Elcia’s fault.]
‘Elcia, it’s you again?’
I stared at Elcia with a hint of resentment.
Elcia clasped her hands together and gave me a sorry look.
“……I’m sorry. I’ve never experienced anything like this before, so I didn’t know it would turn out like this.”
“Sigh.”
“I’m really sorry.”
I gently flicked Elcia’s forehead, which was bowed in dejection.
“Just be careful next time.”
“…Thank you. For before…and now.”
Elcia smiled happily at me once again.
Seeing that, I patted her head to wrap it up.
Anyway, it seemed that a situation like earlier wouldn’t happen again.
The throne didn’t emit the same light as before, but I didn’t feel any discomfort sitting here.
In fact, it felt very cozy and comfortable.
Like sitting on a cushiony chair.
Then, the Great Unicorn approached me and conveyed a telepathic message.
「Oh God, I apologize for disturbing you, but we ask for your help.」
“Speak.”
Before I knew it, I’d adapted to the Unicorns’ speech.
The Great Unicorn bowed its head apologetically and spoke earnestly.
「Please hold a trial for the Unicorns.」
*
Though it was the same space as before, the atmosphere was entirely different.
In a suffocatingly grave and heavy atmosphere.
Two Unicorns were being dragged in, bound.
「……」
「Let me go!!! Are you even Unicorns while doing this!!!!」
One Unicorn was humbly bowing its head, while the other was wildly thrashing about, clearly displeased with its situation.
I pointed to the Unicorn bowing humbly and asked the Great Unicorn.
“Why was that Unicorn brought here?”
「It’s for the Crime of Killing a Unicorn.」
“What do you mean by that?”
「Yes, that’s right. I killed another Unicorn.」
The moment the words ended, the Unicorn raised its head and looked straight at me, speaking telepathically.
Though its eyes were gloomy, it didn’t lose its resolve; in fact, there was even a hint of relief in them.
「Your Majesty, as it states, I am the one who killed another Unicorn. Please punish me.」
“First, let’s hear your story. Why did you kill them?”
The Unicorn closed its eyes for a moment, seemingly recalling.
Then, opening its eyes, it slowly and clearly conveyed its telepathic voice.
「That Unicorn was a writer. Their story was my very own nightmare. The genre was a hero party story—」
“Just get to the point.”
「But suddenly, the childhood friend I thought was a virgin had been giving her body and heart to another companion all along!」
“Ah, the fate of a childhood friend.”
The Unicorn continued, shedding tears.
「I coughed up blood at that part initially, but their heinous acts didn’t stop there!」
“What kind of heinous acts?”
「The Saintess gained divine power through intercourse, and the female knight copied their skills through orgies! What an explosive development!」
“Oh my!”
「A piece with 20,000 characters was uploaded, and I opened it joyfully only to find nothing but hell!」
“Is that why you killed that Unicorn?”
「That wasn’t all!」
The Unicorn seemed to recall its previous story, bleeding a bit more with each word.
Yet it didn’t stop, insisting on continuing.
As if it absolutely had to say it.
「When I went to confront them, they mocked me, saying they’d written such developments before and would continue to do so!」
“Is that really a Unicorn?”
「……They said they converted from Baikon to Unicorn.」
“Oh my! The two-horned beast should never be tolerated!”
After that remark, the Unicorn’s energy seemed to drain completely, giving in to its fate.
I felt an unexplainable pain in my heart.
Still, I had to hear everything.
I calmly spoke to the Unicorn.
“How did you kill them?”
「Through 5,700 stabbings, I ended their life.」
The Unicorn lightly waved its horn in front of me as if it was a piece of evidence.
To sum it up succinctly, it was a case of a reader Unicorn stabbing an author Unicorn to death after an explosive drift.
Pi, who had been quietly observing this situation, spoke to me.
[You, it’s still a case of killing one’s kin, right?]
‘It’s like murder in human terms.’
A number rose above the Unicorn’s head, causing it to bow its head even lower.
It seemed to be resigned to its fate, having regressed from a future where it received the death penalty and accepting its predetermined destiny.
I gazed at that Unicorn and began discussing the charge and punishment.
“Listen well. Your charge is the killing of a fellow Unicorn. Do you acknowledge it?”
「I acknowledge.」
“Therefore, your punishment will be reading a short story where a virgin TS into a mother adopting a daughter!”
「……Huh?」
The Unicorn looked at me in bewilderment.
It seemed utterly confused by the judgment just declared.
The red number above the Unicorn’s head climbed higher as an added bonus.
I looked at the Unicorn and spoke.
“In the holy land of Unicorns, one must adhere to Unicorn law.”
「Yes, as you say.」
“To eradicate a being unworthy of being a Unicorn is to uphold the law and sanctity of the Unicorns.”
「Your Majesty!!!!!!!!!!!!!」
When a person acts against heaven’s principles, I won’t feel regret for their death.
Especially when they intend to mock Unicorns, being born a Baikon.
In the holy land of Unicorns, they deserve to die.
The Unicorn’s face began to fill with astonishment, clearly not anticipating such a turn of events.
Then it questioned me again, puzzled.
「Your Majesty, but I don’t understand the punishment. Why that particular story?」
“Woman and man signify yin and yang. Here, the virgin TSing into a mother means that the yin body is now inhabited by a yang soul, achieving yin-yang harmony.”
「!」
“And having the virgin and the pure together as one is not simply doubling their purity; it’s squared purity.”
「Ah!」
“Such perfect purity will give birth to a new virgin. Is there any flaw from a Unicorn’s perspective?”
All the Unicorns began to weep again, moved by my judgment and explanation.
The law of Unicorns, alive and breathing. And the newfound enlightenment.
These two things were more than enough to transform the atmosphere into a furnace of emotion.
I gazed at the Unicorn and lightly smiled.
“Go! What are you waiting for? Execute the punishment quickly!”
「Thank you, God of Ada!!」
As the Unicorn repeatedly thanked me, it quickly fled the scene.
Unable to hold back the tears welling up, the Great Unicorn bowed its head toward me quietly.
「Delegating to the God of Ada was indeed the right choice.」
I responded with a smile to the Great Unicorn’s words.
That cheerful atmosphere didn’t last long, though.
I changed my expression and glared at the still-rampaging Unicorn.
“Recite your crime!”
