Chapter 160


“I’m sorry, poor Shiplani…”

Ha ha ha, but you killed them!

6 o’clock. Direction. Something’s up.

LMAO!

  

The audacity of the Seongnyeo, lol!

“Give me back the Shiplani! Evil Seonjo!”

Nah, not falling for it.

I have no idea who’s coming.

Don’t be fooled. That streamer got robbed by a pork-orc last time and is now squeezing juice out of it for funds.

For real lol!

When the pork was stolen by the orc, it was so funny I thought it was serious so I donated, and suddenly the Meat Fairy went crazy.

Of course, viewers with a history of the shepherd girl couldn’t feel any sincerity, even if Shia pretended to shed tears…

Sniff sniff… Poor Shiplani…”

But you did it, lol!

Honestly, no matter how much the streamer messes around, their looks and Seongnyeok pouch are why everyone came to watch, right?

For real, lol!

KawaiiHorned donated 50,000 won!

We’re only fooled once, right?

Veggie Fairy donated 70,000 won!

But honestly, that Meat Fairy act is cute. If it weren’t cute, they’d have dropped long ago…

Of course, some people came to watch Shia being ridiculous and making strange food.

Some viewers tuned in to gain personal satisfaction from seeing Shia’s ample Seongnyeok pouch.

However, what over half the viewers desired was…

Woahhhh!!!!

To witness the Mangja Seongnyeo brutally slaughtering monsters!

Wow, but what’s the rank of that monster??

Is it an unlisted monster?

Seems like the streamer found it first.

As a B-grade hunter, I’d say it’s an S-grade.

Monsters revealing such overwhelming presence to the viewers had been a long time since the Centipede Dragon…

Not only ordinary folks but even a decent hunter could hardly spot an A-grade monster…

The Seonjo of those Shiplani, which isn’t even registered in the monster index, might just be a terrifyingly powerful S-grade monster.

And viewers wanted nothing more than to see Shia beautifully take down that monster.

The streamer’s antics were fine, the chaos was good, and their looks were nice, but the best of all was seeing Shia casually hunting monsters while having it all, which is exactly why her broadcast was so popular, and that comprehensive mix of factors led to Shia being crowned as the Gallery Master in the genre filled with troublesome nasties.

In conclusion, no matter what, the essence of a hunter streamer is hunting and strategy. Watching humans smash S-grade monsters, which once pushed humanity to the brink of extinction, was the vicarious satisfaction and thrill viewers sought.

MoriMoriOcho donated 10,000 won!

Shishiro Boto donated 20,000 won!

Akashuper BoomBoomBoom donated 100,000 won!

From the moment that colossal Shiplani’s progenitor appeared, donation messages flooded in.

All the viewers were surely expecting the same.

How would Mangja Seongnyeo Shia take down that Shiplani? And what kind of dish would she make from that gigantic Shiplani?

Alright. Fund collection time is over.

Shia, pretending to cry, checked the incoming messages from the collection time with a sidelong glance, and when she felt it was enough, she wiped her tears.

What’s wrong with a Seongnyeo liking money?

Now that she wasn’t alone and had many mouths to feed, earning money legally wasn’t a bad thing at all.

“Well then… the time for mourning is over… the Seongnyeo is gone, and the Meat Fairy is back!”

LMAO!

Meat Fairy, haha!

Noona… I’ve been watching you and I really feel like you don’t act your age…

And that’s a good thing!

That’s why it’s kinda hot, lol!

Be careful with the chat, the hero is here, haha!

In any case, nothing could stop Shia from declaring herself the Meat Fairy rather than the Seongnyeo.

“Shia, do you need something?”

“No, no. Today I want to treat Olga and Menelapie. So Olga, just sit comfortably. Watching with Olga on the stream would be nice too, right?”

“Isn’t it clearer to my eyes than the broadcast? Is there really a need for that?”

“Hero of Shia Unnie, the visuals may be one-time, but the stream archive will last forever?”

…In fact, if Menelapie were around, she could stop Shia’s antics.

In the previous world, Menelapie valued proper conduct and dignity as an emperor, and corrected and guided Shia properly, but in this world, instead of stopping her, Menelapie had become a yes-girl who fueled Shia’s antics, constantly cheering, “Oh, well done, our Shia.”

It was clear how deeply Menelapie missed Shia.

However, at present, Menelapie couldn’t act as a suppressant for Shia.

Despite her messy demeanor and silly attitude, Shia’s mind was processing quite seriously and coolly.

Top priority: Olga’s safety.

Menelapie was the hero Shia trusted, so there was no worry at all, but Olga was both a precious one to protect and a child Shia was responsible for taking care of in the future.

Of course, Shia wouldn’t train and take care of everything about Olga, but in the context of having to take care of the elves, it was the same.

Though she appeared to be having a mad conversation with viewers while broadcasting, Shia was measuring distances and considering scenarios where Shiplani might suddenly attack or if sentient ones might ambush Olga to take her hostage.

Distance between me and Olga, 8 meters. Even if the Shiplani’s progenitor targets Olga instead of me, if I stay this way, I’ll be able to respond anytime… If I happen to fall due to a dungeon’s unique gimmick or unforeseen situation, Menelapie will be by Olga’s side.

That’s how Shia, glancing covertly at Olga and Menelapie’s positions, maintained a cheerful smile so as not to make the viewers anxious.

Hunter broadcasts primarily featured thrilling actions where life and death were at stake against monsters and blood-splashing battles.

The exciting sensation that hunters feel from triumphing over battles is the reason why hunter streamers gained popularity, but unlike those serious hunter streamers with tense and heavy atmospheres, Isia’s broadcasts maintained a light and easy atmosphere while tossing out ridiculous remarks.

Perhaps it was the influence of such a light mood that made Shia’s broadcasts popular.

If the atmosphere became tense or heavy in Shia’s broadcasts, the viewers felt the impact too.

Distance confirmed. Good. Safety is secured. The ground seems solid enough, so using destructive or extermination miracles shouldn’t bring it down. The atmosphere is nice too. Just in case, I should set a barrier to ensure any impact doesn’t hit Olga and Menelapie…

Woahhhh!!!!

And then, the Shiplani’s progenitor, filled with rage towards its previous dismissal, charged at Shia.

Now, it was the time for the Meat Fairy to shine!

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The progenitor was a ghost-type monster created from the desires, beliefs, and therefore the core essence of the Shiplani race that gathered deep in the dungeon.

And while the Shiplani had some intelligence, they were filled with primal and cruel instincts, so the progenitor born from that collective desire was merely a massive entity of desire itself.

It craved sexual desire, hunger, and the thrill of destruction and anger, finding joy in trampling the weak.

Thus, the progenitor became engulfed with an intense urge as soon as living beings entered the underground space, wanting to stomp them to death and consume their remains.

The Shiplani, who were the easiest targets, were directly hit by the progenitor’s horns and crushed beneath its hooves.

The dead Shiplani, for some reason, had their fur plucked and a strange powder sprinkled over their bodies, but in the end, it didn’t matter since they were going straight to the progenitor’s mouth anyway.

And what about these human-like beings?

Why did they come here without fear?

Naturally, questions arose, but the progenitor didn’t think too deeply about it.

It didn’t have the intellect for that. After all, once something was consumed, it was the end.

Now that they had entered this place, they would surely be devoured.

I am the great progenitor born from the desires of the Shiplani, the embodiment of desire itself.

With that, the progenitor lunged at Shia without any hesitation, swinging its massive horns.

“Uh oh.”

Boom!

Kwang!

Not gonna hit!~

What a straightforward charge!

Wow, there are so many seniors today!

The direction is pretty straightforward, huh? I feel like I could dodge it too, haha!

What’s the streamer doing? Isn’t it better to hit the horn to the side when it charges like that???

LMAO, LOL here comes the advice dude!

I was wondering when the couch potato advice squad would arrive, haha!

Of course, a straightforward charge wouldn’t be able to hit Shia.

Shia merely took a few nonchalant steps while clasping her hands behind her back and evaded the progenitor’s charges multiple times, causing the progenitor to grow angrier and release a shriek filled with rage.

Grrrrrrr!!

The progenitor emitted a bizarre sound that rattled the entire underground space before stomping the ground with its hooves.

Shia, this time, looked at the progenitor with a gaze filled with anticipation that something would be different this time and flicked her fingers.

Come on.

In a split second, the Shiplani saw that gesture.

The progenitor recognized the gesture as a provocation aimed at itself.

Grrrrrrr!!

Then, the enraged progenitor forcefully stomped the ground, and its gigantic form leaped into the air.

Being a half-ghost-type monster, it was never a problem for it to leap like that.

Shia watched the sight in surprise.

With each step the progenitor took in mid-air, a transparent blue flash flickered like mist, and the haunting cries of countless Shiplani souls echoed continuously from the progenitor.

It seemed intelligent enough to gauge how Shia would react.

Wow… A ghostly gazelle is floating!

Holy crap!

Yo, even the drone camera can’t keep up with this!

Dude, that’s fast!

Where did all those experts who said they could dodge it go?

To viewers, it must have looked like the gigantic four-legged Shiplani was teleporting.

Most viewers, being civilians and not Awakened Ones, found it hard to track even B-grade monsters.

What? With that flashy movement, there’s nothing special about it?

However, having seen it flying in mid-air, Shia expected something different of the progenitor’s speed.

As the progenitor stood atop the highest point of the underground space and looked down at Shia, she realized she had no reaction and immediately leaped toward the ground with its hooves down.

Boom!

The progenitor aimed its horn to pierce Shia vertically, and she stepped back, turning her waist and gripping her fingers in the air.

Ah, nice.

Now that she felt there was nothing to expect…

Crack!

Miracle – Destruction of the Body!

As a powerful offensive miracle of the Mangja Seongnyeo released after a long time, an intangible shockwave burst forth from her hand.

Grrrrr!!

The progenitor, charging towards Shia with a vertical charge, found its skull shattered by immense destructive power.

Yet the progenitor was a creature situated between an ethereal form and a physical body.

Oh? Not dead yet?

The “Destruction of the Body!” miracle was powerful enough to shatter the progenitor’s physical form, but it was not enough to completely incapacitate this half-ethereal entity.

Unlike physical bodies, half-ethereal forms were quite versatile and flexible, allowing them some resistance against this miracle.

What the—;

Did it just take that hit?!

What the heck, is it really S-grade?

Look at it still standing!?

That’s definitely it!

“Then how about another one?”

Miracle – Destruction of the Body!

Boom!

Without stopping, Shia gripped her hand again, exploding the miracle once more, sending the progenitor flying far away.

Yeah, if it were a general commander of the Demon King’s army, they wouldn’t get back up from a direct hit of the “Destruction of the Body!” miracle.

If one hit doesn’t do it, just give them two.

Grrr, Oooh…!

“Oh, still not dead?”

The progenitor of the Shiplani was tougher than expected.

By its unexpected resilience, Shia couldn’t hide her smile.

She thought the bones and flesh would have shattered completely, but instead, the progenitor stood back up, looking at Shia with eyes filled with anger and resentment.

Grrrrr!!

Crack!

At that moment, a hideous scream tore from the progenitor’s throat as the sound of its skin ripping echoed.

Suddenly, the progenitor’s head burst apart.

No, not just the head—it was as if a grotesque shape burst across its wool-covered body, legs, front paws, and even hooves, grotesquely tearing apart and letting out various bits of bone fragments, twisting blood vessels, and sinews flowing like laundry, along with its dark intestines, spilling all at once.

“Wow, that looks delicious.”

Ew, gross;

Holy moly;

Stop with those grotesque images!

This is dangerous!

Are we going to get banned from this?

-According to Switch regulations, the viewing of 12,882 members has been restricted.-

“Eh…?”

Due to the sudden appearance of gruesome, unfiltered scenes, Hunter AI support drones automatically classified Shia’s broadcast as 19+, simultaneously expelling underage viewers without warning.

LMAO!

Called it, haha!

“Wh-where did my audience go!?”

According to Switch broadcast regulations, if a broadcast features high-level content without blurring or cognition filters, the account owner broadcasting would get banned. However, Shia was the owner of a so-called “super account,” certified by the Hunter Association, so it ended with just the automatic expulsion of underage viewers.

“Seriously, that monster is slaughtering my viewers!!”

LMAO!

The kids need to grow up, haha!

For real, lol!

LMAO!

Grrrrr!!

But before Shia could accuse the progenitor, it let out an unbearable sound as if it was spitting, and then the many insides and flesh fragments bursting from the ripped skin of the progenitor began to shower down on Shia like meteorites.

Knowing it wouldn’t work with just a straightforward charge, it opted for a more widespread attack.

But it’s still slower than the charge, there’s no way I can get hit!

Zhhh!

“Uh oh, it’s melting?!”

As Shia deftly evaded the bubbling innards aimed at her head, she noticed that the ground where the insides fell began to melt.

Watching the rocky surface melt away, it didn’t seem to be about acidic issues; it seemed highly toxic and malicious instead.

Well, there was no way I would…

“Oh…? What the—”

Did it really just melt the ground???

Oh, jeez;

What the fudge!

Only then did Shia realize that the Shiplani had spread its innards across a vast area.

Aside from the very small patch where Shia stood, the ground melted from the progenitor’s innards, resembling a massive quagmire.

The melted ground mingled with the malicious essence that flowed from the insides, taking shape like magma or some giant slime.

“Oh, looks like the Shiplani’s using its head a bit, right?”

Indeed.

The progenitor never intended to hit Shia with its insides.

Scattering its innards all over wide areas was a strategy to eliminate the very ground that Shia stood upon.

Grrrrr!!

The progenitor’s wail seemed to communicate this.

Now there would be nowhere to evade.

There’s no ground to stand on.

You will die impaled on my horn!

With that, the progenitor kicked off and soared to the highest point once more.

The progenitor, not stopping because of its shattered bones, was instead fueled by the pain and anger of being unable to take down this one human, gaining even more momentum. The torn skin of the progenitor was now adorned with melting insides and oddly twisted bone fragments, gazing down at Shia.

This time, it thought it could hit her.

Grrrrr!!

Thus, the progenitor began to charge toward Shia in a straight line, trailing stellar-like light.

Oh, this is actually good.

Shia, not panicking, readied her posture.

Dodging the progenitor’s charges until now was to gauge its limits, and she was keen on not dirtying or tearing her outfit.

Why would she dodge when the progenitor was launching a direct confrontation she could win?

Grrrrr!!

Here it comes.

Three seconds!

Two seconds!

One second… now!!

In a moment not even a second long, Shia pulled something out from her pocket, and with her Seongnyeok energy, she swung forcefully at the onrushing progenitor.

Kabooooom!!!!

MLb-style, she knocked it with an explosive crack, leaving the progenitor unable to scream as its head popped off.

With the head bursting, the tremendous body of the progenitor was pushed backward by Shia’s might.

Having lost its head in an instant, the progenitor entirely ceased to function as a monster.

Phew, at least that’s a relief.

Being a half-ethereal being, Shia was a bit worried that killing it would mean losing any potential meat for herself, but the progenitor’s corpse remained intact.

And belatedly, the viewers erupted with explosive reactions.

LMAO!

What a crazy one-shot, haha!

LMAO!

I thought it would be a big fight, why is it so anti-climactic, lol?!

Viewers quickly noticed that the unrecognizable object that Shia used to smash the progenitor’s head wasn’t a mace or a tentacle as usual, but rather a barrel labeled [28L Commercial-Use Cooking Sake].

What?

Huh???

Huh?

What?

Cooking sake?

Did she just smash that monster with that?!

No way, haha, a monster just died to cooking sake?

Hoo hoo, that’s a wild sensation!

“Oh, are you looking down on my cooking sake? That’s also a splendid Seongnyeo-special divine mace, okay?”

Shia seemed to have put her hand back into her pocket, but in reality, she had connected her transport drone to the barriers to draw out the barrel.

‘Using the “King’s Scepter of the Dead God” to smash a demon king would be too precious… For that, there should be a least some fragments broken. I can’t show it too often; it reduces its rarity!’

Moreover, even ordinary folks could use that sake barrel as a weapon to knock someone unconscious.

Though no one ever imagined a 28L sake barrel being used to crush a monster.

KawaiiHorned donated 150,000 won!

Does that poor progenitor realize it was beaten to death by cooking sake…?

Isekai Academy’s Gazelle donated 100,000 won!

THERE IT IS!

Veggie Fairy donated 50,000 won!

You really worked hard!

But still, killing a monster with a sake barrel feels a bit much, right…

“Oh, what’s so special about cooking sake… wait!?”

At that moment, Shia suddenly slipped.

Thud!

“Ouch… why’s it so slippery…”

Hahaha!

LOL!

That’s what you get for falling on air!

Shia had accidentally stepped on the innards and melted rocks, causing her to slip and stumble.

Having slipped spectacularly, Shia ended up coated in a viscous substance like slime.

“Aw, that hurts…”

Well, the smell one could tolerate, but if so much foul matter stuck to her clothes, she’d get a smack on the back from her mom when she got home.

‘Still, a purification miracle should fix it.’

???

Huh?

Wow…

Huh?

Isn’t this wild?

What the heck;

Holy cow, is that a creature?

Wow, her skin’s so pale…

“Eh? What’s up with the chat? Is something hap…?”

And in that moment, Shia realized.

This innard puddle, so lethal it melted rocks, didn’t harm her sturdy dead goddess body…

“Uh oh…”

…but couldn’t melt her clothes.

“E-excuse me…!?”

It all happened so suddenly. Since it labeled the translucent sludge melting Shia’s clothing as nothing drastic, the AI drone didn’t trigger any cognitive filters.

As a result, for just a brief moment, part of Shia’s body was revealed.

As her clothes melted away, exposing her flawless white skin, the viewers simultaneously thought.

Holy crap!

This is wildly unfair!

  

That Seongnyeok pouch is insane.

I’d get banned for this… but I’d enjoy watching it!

Hoo hoo, Noona…

Those shameless bastards!!!

BAM!!!!

Meanwhile, a stone thrown by Menelapie, who was on the other side of the barrier, smashed the drone camera in an instant.