Chapter 244


[The Members are Gentle in Front of Food]

[Nom Nom…]

Debonaire’s mealtime was quite quiet, just like lunch.

[Seo-yoon: Woo-ah, did you do well with the meat?]
[Woo-ah: Eat this, it’s seasoned better.]

  

It was almost heartwarming.

[Do-hee: I made kimchi stew well. It’s really delicious.]
[Chiyo: (Feeling proud)]

─Why are you feeling proud, you idiot? LOL

─It’s funnier that Na-eun is eating silently while this is going on. LOL

Dinner passed without issues.

The screen flickered white as the subtitle was typed out.

[What will these members do on the MT?]

Back to the living room table.

The food that was messily placed disappeared.

─Are we throwing a home party right away?

─I think they’ll do well at games, LOL

Various drinks and snacks were placed on the table.

Of course, Woo-ah’s ginseng tea too.

[Woo-ah: Right away?]
[Na-eun: I’m fine.]

But it wasn’t starting right away.

[Do-hee: Digestion.]
[Chiyo: Me too.]

[Brief Conversation Through Meta-Cognition]

Since the members had been on a long diet and their stomachs had shrunk, digestion was going to take a while.

[Seo-yoon: Let’s watch TV.]
[Na-eun: Aren’t we supposed to do something?]
[Seo-yoon: No, we’re just filming this.]

[Production Staff: (…Excuse me? Is that so?)]

[Seo-yoon, who was firmly brainwashed by Do-hee’s previous eloquent speech]

So all the members comfortably sat around the sofa.

[Really, they are watching TV now]

─I’ve never seen them watch entertainment on TV before, LOL

But there was always enough material to showcase them.

Do-hee, while changing channels, seemed to like the current one and naturally rested her chin on her hand.

[Do-hee: Hmm…]

[What kind of shows do 20-year-old girl idols watch?]

─LOL their eyes are going to pop out, what are they watching?

With a classical violin background music, the camera captured the channel on the TV.

[Can you see! It’s hard to catch this, it’s all snug and tight. This stickiness!]

[Correct! They are watching stocking home shopping]

─What are 20-year-old girls watching, LOL

─Fun fact: Do-hee, who chose this channel, is an 18-year-old lively high school girl. LOL

But they were quite serious about it.

[Seo-yoon (easily swayed): …It’s not bad!]
[Chiyo: If it’s domestic, it’s 79,900 won.]
[Na-eun: Domestic? That’s Japanese… Oh.]

─I thought it was domestic, what the hell, LOL

└I got tricked too, LOL
“That was so funny, haha!”

[Woo-ah: But that looks really stretchy, right…? It won’t tear!]

[Seo-yoon (Easily swayed): Hey, they’re even giving two extra with five!]

[Chiyo (Local seller): If you buy now, it’s five months interest-free?]

[Seo-yoon: They said you don’t even have to choose a color…!]

[Seo-yoon is already contemplating her size]

—These guys are driving me crazy, haha!

Meanwhile, Do-hee, quietly listening to all the reasons why they must buy it, rolled her clear yet slightly insane eyes and grinned.

[Do-hee: Then… let’s play rock-paper-scissors and the loser buys it for the winner…?]

[At this point, Do-hee’s obsession with bets is kind of scary…]

—What kind of bet is this again, haha!

—They really love betting, haha!

Then, the members raised their fists towards Do-hee.

Of course, it was a clear indication they wanted to play rock-paper-scissors right away.

[Do-hee: Not doing it, not doing it, if you don’t do it!]

But online games, board games, just games.

[Seo-yoon: Hold on, that’s a different game.]

Loving fun, Yuki-Oh Seo-yoon naturally refused the simple rock-paper-scissors.

After careful consideration, the decided game was roulette.

[Na-eun: We pick first place, right?]

A moment later, the members, sitting in a circle, began to pass a soda bottle around in the center.

As the members’ crazed beauty, focused on the roulette, flashed by one by one, the soda bottle finally stopped…!

[Do-hee: This is it!!!]

[Do-hee, the Chairman, roared in triumph after a 7-victory, 8-defeat challenge]

—Why does she look happier than when she won first place on Music Bank…?

—You’d think she won the World Cup, haha!

[Na-eun: But Do-hee, don’t you usually not wear stockings…?]

[Do-hee: Yes!!! This is it!!!]

Next, roulette started spinning again to choose who would gift Do-hee seven pairs of high-end stockings.

[Seo-yoon: Just as long as it’s not me… please!]

[Woo-ah: (Same here)]

[Chiyo: Please, God…!]

[Na-eun: Ugh…]

Everyone joined hands with the people beside them, wishing fervently.

Do-hee stood back a step, simply enjoying the sight of the young lambs praying.

And then the results were announced.

[Seo-yoon: Oh! What if that means…?]

[Dreams☆Do Come True]

Exclamations, cheers, joy, laughter, and standing ovations.

At the center stood the protagonist of this dramatic narrative.

[Do-hee: ……]

[Expression of an 18-year-old girl who just had to buy stockings she doesn’t even wear with her own money]

—Ah, the comedic goddess Dorahee is real, haha!

—Heedon Heesan, haha!

—These days, Do-hee is wearing stockings a lot on her way to work, what a surprise, haha!

[Seo-yoon: Ah, today Do-hee’s vibe is off the charts, it’s insane… I’m so jealous, so jealous. (Holding back laughter)]

[Chiyo: Exactly… (truly jealous)]
(Damn, I’m really jealous)

Do-hee had no choice but to snap a QR code for home shopping with a straight face.

She felt like she could cry.

*

[Seo-yoon: Shall we set some light rules and start? No laughing from now on, or you just drink, okay?]

Finally, after a long wait, the Debonaire Be-go-sam-cha game was about to begin.

[Woo-ah: Just looking at Do-hee’s face makes me want to laugh! Seriously.]

[Seo-yoon: Okay, pass!]

─Do-hee, try to make your face less stiff! LOL

─Why is that grumpy face so cute? T_T

The first Be-go-sam-cha game was the basics of all basics.

A standard Bunny Bunny game.

[Do-hee: But I feel like we always do this? Is this all you know?]

[Seo-yoon: (gasp) Then how about the finger folding game?]

[Seo-yoon, who only knows games learned from broadcasts.]

─LOL, you got caught.

Still, it was good news for Do-hee and Seo-yoon. Whenever they appeared on variety shows, they always ended up playing the Bunny Bunny game from their Seven days.

[Na-eun: Can we do a practice game first…?]

For a moment, there was a misconception that the only ones at a disadvantage were the other three…

[Chiyo: Do-hee didn’t do it…!]

[Do-hee: Uh…? Me? Oh, no, I did it!]

─Is Seo-yoon the only one who can actually do it? LOL

─Wait, did Do-hee really mess that up? No way…?

─I seriously forgot they were rookies because they’re so good at variety shows, LOL. But surprisingly, Do-hee can’t play games either.

└I just got into them this time, and it’s surprising, LOL.

Nonetheless, after a few practice games, some members grew more confident.

[Na-eun: Huh? Why am I doing so well?]

[Turns out she’s got talent!]

Before the main game began, for just a moment, Chiyo and Woo-ah exchanged a glance.

They were pointing at the hopeless Do-hee.

[Their chosen survival strategy…!]

To avoid the unexpectedly skilled Na-eun and the absolute powerhouse Seo-yoon.

[Seo-yoon: What the heavenly Do-hee has to say!]

─Bunny = Do-hee! LOL

And with Seo-yoon’s shout-out, the game began, and it was Chiyo’s turn to strike first, immediately pointing towards Do-hee.

[Chiyo: Bunny, bunny!]

[Do-hee: Uh… b-bunny…?]

But something felt off. It seemed like she was about to mess up, but she kept the rhythm. Even when Woo-ah joined in, Do-hee handled it surprisingly well.

─Do-hee’s bunny appeal is insane!

─Huh? Why does Do-hee’s smile keep creeping up?

Finally, after Woo-ah made a mistake, Do-hee’s smile broke free, and she burst into hearty laughter.

[Do-hee: I’m dying! I’m dying! (laughing uncontrollably)]

[Seo-yoon: Wow, Do-hee is ruthless!]

[In a place where cunning strategies abound.]
[The place bustling with cunning schemes]

In fact, true fans, including Seo-yoon, knew well of Do-hee’s gaming skills. The clumsiness in practice games was just Do-hee’s planned acting.

[Woo-ah: (wide-eyed) Am I being tricked?]

[Do-hee: Oh my! I’m dying! (laughs heartily)]

[Somehow, Do-hee, who won the bet, finally gets to enjoy her joy]

─Really, the best twist ever! LOL

*

Finally, the first tasting event of Gosaam tea has begun.

[Seo-yoon: The alcohol is bitter, and this is bitter too, so it’s making me feel something, right?]

[Woo-ah: Yeah.]

With a lively BGM, cheerful Seo-yoon tilted a bottle full of Gosaam tea.

But the BGM abruptly stopped along with Seo-yoon’s tongue-clicking sound.

[Seo-yoon: Ah, seriously – Na-eun Unni.]

[Na-eun: Hmm?]

Seo-yoon spoke and maintained a 3-second silence before turning her head to nudge Do-hee next to her.

[Seo-yoon: Ah, seriously – Do-hee.]

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[Seo-yoon: Didn’t you teach unni properly?]

[Do-hee: Teach her what?]

[Seo-yoon (Confucian girl): Right now, unni is pouring the drink, and you’re receiving it with one hand.]

[Na-eun: Uh…? Seo-yoon?]

[Info: It’s Gosaam tea, not alcohol.]

[Info: Here, Leader Na-eun is two years older than Seo-yoon.]

─LOL Why is Kim Seo-yoon suddenly scolding Na-eun?

─Confucian issues! LOL

─What’s up with the unni education? LOL

However, as Seo-yoon briefly displayed her MZ power, Woo-ah answered dryly, raising her glass before Do-hee could respond.

[Woo-ah (MZ): Huh? Unni poured with one hand first, you know?]

Another 3 seconds of silence followed.

─Aww man, Woo-ah’s so confident, I got confused too! LOL

─What’s up with Woo-ah’s MZ power? LOL

[Seo-yoon: (dumbfounded) Then I can pour with one hand, right?!]

Seo-yoon stood up, bent her waist, and poured the drink (Gosaam tea) into Woo-ah’s glass.

[Seo-yoon: Oh my dear little sister! Oh my! What should I do!?]

Regardless of that, Woo-ah winked at Seo-yoon, lightly kissed the drink glass, and picked up her glass full of Gosaam tea.

[Woo-ah: Ah, next game, I want to play something other than Bunny Bunny! Let’s do Yaza Time!~]

  

[Seo-yoon: (in disbelief)]

─Wow, Woo-ah is at the highest tension I’ve ever seen today! LOL

─Honestly, it feels like an introvert got dragged into a rowdy party. LOL

└But for real, everyone around is so hyped, it’s impossible not to get excited! LOL

And so, Woo-ah, completely hyped up, chugged a glass of Gosaam tea.

Staying true to the concept of being young, cool, and stylish—

[Woo-ah: Ahhhh!!! It tastes like, like, a worm from the tea!]

The concept shattered in an instant!