Sigh, the Guardian Demonic Sword is now suffering cause I damaged it. What a pain in the ass… Does trying to ascend by absorbing demonic energy seem too evil…?

I reincarnated into a Naru-Pyo wuxia novel called Heavenly Poison Demoness. But after rescuing the female protagonist from drowning, something about her seems… a little off? TN: This term refers to explicit and provocative adult-rated (19+) erotic wuxia novels that were popular in the 1980s and 90s. More crudely, these were also called saek-hyeop-ji (erotic wuxia novels) or tteok-hyeop-ji. The name Noru Pyo (Roe-Deer Brand) has nothing to do with the paint brand of the same name; it’s simply a playful twist on the word “porno” spelled backward (noru-po).

You are no longer a useless character.

I’m naturally timid and shy, so I’m always aware of others’ reactions. I pride myself on being perceptive because of that… ‘Are you really not coming down from the mountain?’ ‘Yes, Master.’ But I can’t figure out what’s going on in that disciple’s head.

I became Ho Cheon-an, a second-rate warrior in the martial arts game [Murim Cheonha]. To survive, I had no choice but to give enlightenment. Martial arts masters began to obsess over me. In Murim Cheonha, where fame means difficulty, getting attention meant death. Please, just go away. Please, let me live.

While others fight with swords and magic, Martial artists who fight with their bare hands are seen as lower than beasts. I despised martial artists. Yet here I am, reincarnated as one.

The eunuch Lee Cheolsu, a secret power figure who controls the affairs of the empire at will. He possesses absolute power, wealth, and even strong martial arts skills… but what does that mean? If he can’t “do that”!! Through a reincarnation technique, Cheolsu returns to the time before he became a eunuch. He has one goal in mind: to become an alpha male and enjoy life with the most beautiful women!! A full-fledged 15+ rated(?) novel martial arts story about Cheolsu, who lives purely for his desires, begins!

When I came to my senses, I had possessed a character who was an extra A… no, maybe C, from a novel I read as a child. I just wanted to live quietly as if I didn’t exist… Why did the human weapon heroine become my childhood friend?

I fell into a phony martial world. But they say martial arts are so hard? Hmm… is that all there is to it?

What happens when cultivation progress can be synchronized and bound together? – [Your bound partner breaks through to the Qi Refining Stage, your cultivation level automatically rises to the Qi Refining Stage.] – [Your bound partner achieves mastery in swordsmanship, your swordsmanship level rises to the mastery stage.] – [You complete three cycles of cultivation, your bound partner completes two cycles, and thus both of your cultivation progress increases by five cycles simultaneously.] – [Your bound partner ascends to immortality, and you also become immortal.] The above scenarios are all imaginary! What happens when two slackers are bound together, doubling their laziness? – “You should go and cultivate properly, for the sake of immortality!” – “Pah, why don’t you go and cultivate properly!” – [You slacked off for a day, your bound partner slacked off for a day, you… both are utterly hopeless.] How can you become immortal if you keep slacking off!