Chapter 396: How to Live a Good Life
Long Huan actually didn’t know what she was doing had any meaning.
It wasn’t just about physiological knowledge. Regarding matters between men and women, a sheltered little princess like Long Huan knew absolutely nothing.
At this moment, hugging Young Master Sang and leaning in for a passionate kiss had no special meaning.
It was simply for fun.
Or rather, for her, having fun was the most important thing.
In novels and comics, authors often depict kissing as an incredibly romantic and heartfelt act, filled with sweetness.
They describe the girl’s lips like peach petals, the boy’s passion overwhelming and breath intoxicating.
But Long Huan felt nothing at all.
She simply thought the sensation of their lips touching was a bit odd.
That soft, sticky, and tingling feeling was like bathing in a puddle of mud.
It was a curious, yet somewhat pleasant sensation, as if her brain was gradually shutting down, getting lost in it.
It wasn’t until they finally parted lips that her awareness slowly returned.
She finally remembered why she had kissed Young Master Sang in the first place.
“W-well? How was it?”
She turned her head and proudly boasted to Shi Qingyan, “Your man isn’t bad at all!”
“I didn’t want to touch your man, but now I will! Hmph, are you mad?”
Shi Qingyan stared in disbelief at everything unfolding.
Especially seeing that little brat still had the audacity to gloat, her beautiful eyes gradually narrowed, even becoming vaguely cold.
“Hey, hey, hey, Senior Sister Shi! Calm down, calm down!”
As Shi Qingyan seemed ready to roll up her sleeves and smack this little brat, Young Master Sang rushed over to hold her back. “If you beat her now, we’re both in trouble.”
“To live comfortably, how can there be no green on your head? Just bear with it.”
Shi Qingyan shot a furious glare at Young Master Sang.
He could only cough awkwardly and whisper in her ear, “Let me handle this. I’ll teach this little brat a lesson.”
After finally calming Shi Qingyan down, Young Master Sang collected himself and turned to the proudly smug Long Huan.
“Hmph, I’ll show you, my princess.”
Long Huan was still shouting defiantly, “This princess can do whatever she wants! I want Young Master Sang to play with me, so he has to!”
Young Master Sang feigned a troubled look, gazing at Long Huan with a complex expression:
“Little Princess, were you serious just now…?”
“Serious or not, I did it because I wanted to! What about it? Do you have any objections?”
“I… don’t dare.”
Young Master Sang sighed dramatically, his expression sorrowful, “I just didn’t expect the little princess to be so bold and open… to actually kiss me!”
“So what if I kissed you? What’s the big deal?”
Long Huan smirked, “I just wanted that woman to see that in the Demon Clan, my words are law! As long as it’s something I want to do, even if—”
“In that case, I’ll take good care of our child.”
“—it’s my father…”
Long Huan’s shouting voice slowly faded away.
Moments later, her expression stiffened as she turned her head, “What did you say?”
“What? Child?”
“Does the little princess not know?”
Young Master Sang pretended to be surprised, “Since the little princess kissed me, then you must already be carrying my child!”
Long Huan: “…Huh?”
The Dragon Clan’s little princess’s pupils shook.
“You should know, kissing is a sacred act of passing on the lineage, only between married lovers.”
Young Master Sang put on a heartbroken expression, “I just didn’t expect… your Highness to be so unrefined, to not mind my lowly status and bloodline, and willingly kiss me to conceive with the pure blood of the Ancestor Dragon.”
“Despite my lowly life as a rogue, for you and the child in your belly, I will work hard to support you both.”
“W-wait…”
Long Huan’s earlier bravado vanished, replaced by a rigid and pale expression, filled with disbelief and despair.
“N-no way, how could… kissing lead to a child?”
“Did your Highness really not know?” Young Master Sang acted surprised, “Isn’t this common knowledge? Even in the comics and novels you read, doesn’t it say so?”
Long Huan then recalled the comics she had read earlier.
As she remembered, her little face grew even paler.
Right.
In those comics, it did seem to be like that.
In one scene, the protagonists were passionately kissing in bed.
In the next scene, the heroine had a big belly and a loving smile.
C-could it be…?
Was the way to have a baby really through kissing?!
W-what did I just do to act out?
As Long Huan’s expression grew more panicked, Young Master Sang immediately added fuel to the fire:
“Oh dear, little princess, you need to take care of yourself during this time.”
“Pregnant women not only get very big and ugly, but can also become grumpy and nauseous, losing their appetite, unable to enjoy their favorite dishes.”
“Uh?”
“And giving birth is extremely painful and heartbreaking; just thinking about it is enough to chill one’s bones!”
“Eh!?”
“Moreover, after the baby is born, they’ll cling to you for milk, grow up to be mischievous, rebellious, even become the next little princess, but this time, it’ll be you, little princess, who is driven to a state worse than death…”
“Oh no!!”
Long Huan suddenly broke down, covering her head and crying out in despair, “No!”
“I don’t want to have a baby, I don’t want to be a mom!”
“I’m still little! I haven’t enjoyed enough of the joys of being a kid yet!”
Seeing her sob uncontrollably, Young Master Sang quickly came over to comfort her, “It’s okay, little princess, you still have me.”
“As the father of the child, I will take good care of you both.”
Long Huan stopped crying and looked at Young Master Sang with tearful eyes.
Then she cried even louder.
“Noooooo!”
“The child’s father is a rogue?! I don’t want this!”
“Daddy! I was wrong! Your daughter is about to be forced into having a horde of mixed-breed babies by a bandit!”
As Long Huan’s mental state deteriorated further, ultimately ending up rolling on the ground crying and wailing.
Young Master Sang leisurely walked over to Shi Qingyan and smirked:
“Well? Are you satisfied with this punishment?”
“…Hmph.”
Shi Qingyan huffed lightly. Clearly, her anger had faded.
“Now that’s more like it.”
Young Master Sang affectionately wrapped his arms around her, kissing her while saying, “Why get worked up over such a little brat? She doesn’t even compare to you, Senior Sister Shi!”
“Isn’t Senior Sister Shi jealous that she kissed me? Here, let me give you a kiss back, muah muah muah—”
“Ew! How disgusting!”
The two embraced and kissed as they flirted while leaving the cave.
Leaving behind a certain world-collapsing little princess still howling and crying in the cave.
“No!”
“Having babies can wait at least ten years after I die!”
