Chapter 413: Rebirth as the Main Character of Teacher Mao Yu’s Story
The next day.
Last night, while Long Huan was hypnotized and asleep, Sang Zhe took advantage of the night to sneak the Little Princess back to Chaya’s place in the Myriad Thunder Abyss.
The most dangerous place is the safest place. Long Xiao would never guess that Sang Zhe would dare to bring the Little Princess right under his nose.
After setting up the room’s barriers to ensure not a hint of their presence would leak out, Sang Zhe dared to sleep peacefully.
As he drifted off, Sang Zhe felt a bit anxious.
I wonder what the Little Princess will be like after being hypnotized.
With that unease, he gradually fell asleep.
When he woke up in the morning, Sang Zhe instinctively felt a bit alert.
The pillow’s touch… it’s a pillow, not a knee or a chest, safe.
Under the blanket… no naked woman, safe.
Clothes neat… not ambushed at night, safe.
“Whew.”
After breathing a sigh of relief, Sang Zhe couldn’t help but laugh at himself.
Seriously.
Maybe it was better to read less of Bai Ming’s novels.
Such plots that only exist on paper could never happen in reality. He was being a bit too sensitive.
Feeling slightly more relaxed, Sang Zhe slowly got out of bed.
Then.
His cheek bumped into a sweet, soft pair of lips.
“Mu~~a. Good morning, Zhe Er~”
Sang Zhe: “?”
In that moment when he looked up, he felt like he had crossed over again.
The little girl in front of him was wearing one of Sang Zhe’s shirts… or rather, it barely fit, just draped over her little frame.
All it covered was her delicate figure, with only her chest slightly visible, exuding an inexplicable cute and awkward vibe.
It was hard to tell whether it was intentional, but even the loose shirt was unbuttoned, revealing a glimpse of her smooth, pale abdomen and snowy skin.
As for pants… couldn’t see any.
Two slender, shiny legs shuffled together, with a smooth dragon tail peeking out from under the shirt, gently swaying.
To be honest.
If it weren’t for the room’s layout, still the same as last night, Sang Zhe would almost think he had crossed into some loli-themed world.
“What’s wrong? Still not awake?”
Long Huan blinked her delicate eyes, her tone inexplicably gentle, even carrying a hint of affection: “Ah, I get it.”
“Zhe Er must be wanting to act cute and stay in bed, not wanting to go to school.”
“Not allowed~ You have to get up properly and go to school, okay?”
“When you’re back home… you can act cute with your mom however you want.”
For some reason.
Long Huan’s soft voice gave Sang Zhe goosebumps all over.
“Little Princess… uh, Mom, what’s up with you?”
“Hmm?” Long Huan smiled, “What’s wrong with Mom?”
“Your way of speaking is… a bit strange, it has a vibe.”
“What vibe? Is it the scent of Mom’s kiss~”
…It’s the vibe of a clueless little fool. Sang Zhe resisted saying it out loud.
Just had this feeling that if she said any more, she’d start going on and on.
I mean, what kind of hypnosis app did Nian Nian find? It turned a perfectly fine dragon princess into a loli mom from Teacher Mao Yu’s story?
No normal mother talks to their child like this!
“Nian Nian! What the heck is going on?!”
“Is it my fault?” Nian Nian’s voice sounded innocently gleeful, “You should think, the Little Princess has never been a mother, how would she know what a mother is supposed to be like?”
“Uh, from her own mom?”
“…And from the cultural works she has been exposed to.”
Sang Zhe suddenly thought of something.
“…You’re not telling me that Bai Ming downloaded mother-son incest novels on the communication device, right?”
“Not just that.” Nian Nian flipped through the communication device while reciting, “There’s also stuff like TianXingjing, Mao YuXiru…”
Alright. No need to continue.
I’m going to blow up at Bai Ming when I get back.
“What’s wrong? Still not dressed yet?”
Long Huan rolled her eyes, then clapped her hands cheerfully: “Ah, is it that Zhe Er thinks one good morning kiss isn’t enough?”
“It’s fine~ As long as my good Zhe Er is willing to go to school, Mom can give as many kisses as you want~ Mua mua mua…”
Seeing the little loli pout and lean towards him, Sang Zhe was so scared he frantically put on his clothes.
Just felt that if he took another moment, he might be dragged away for “tea.”
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After a quick wash, when Sang Zhe returned to the room, Long Huan was already sitting on a stool, resting her chin and smiling at him.
“Zhe Er, Mom has prepared breakfast, come eat!”
Sang Zhe looked at the three plates of blackened food on the table, deep in thought.
“…Where’s the rice?”
“It’s right there on the table.”
Long Huan blinked, brightly announcing, “Look! This is the love fried rice Mom made just for you~ Every grain is packed with my deep love for you, Zhe Er.”
“You must eat it all~ not leaving a single grain behind.”
Sang Zhe swallowed hard.
Great.
At least he was sure that hypnosis couldn’t make someone do what they fundamentally couldn’t do.
Should have taught her to cook before hypnotizing her.
“Come, Zhe Er, open your mouth, ah~”
Long Huan sweetly scooped up a spoonful and gently brought it to Sang Zhe’s lips.
“…No thanks, I’m good.”
Sang Zhe awkwardly moved his lips, then revealed a tragic smile like a warrior ready to face death:
“I’ll do it myself.”
Closing his eyes. One bite.
Swallow.
……
……Gag.
Looking at Sang Zhe throwing up by a tree in the courtyard, Long Huan felt a mix of sadness and concern.
“Ah.”
“Zhe Er, are you feeling unwell? You don’t look too good.”
At that moment, Sang Zhe was shocked beyond belief.
How is this possible?
This plate of fried rice.
The moment he took a bite, even his Immortal Aura Mode was activated automatically.
How did this little princess manage to make something that tasted like Zhen Fu’s secret poison from ordinary ingredients?
“Zhe Er, are you feeling unwell? Should Mom help make you some light porridge?”
“No, no, no, no, no need.” Sang Zhe forced a smile, “Mom, I’m off to school. You just stay home and don’t go running around, okay?”
“Ah~ Zhe Er is so mischievous, Mom would never leave you behind!”
“But Mom is very happy~” Long Huan cradled her face with a blissful expression, “Zhe Er cares so much for Mom, what a dutiful child~”
Do you misunderstand what dutiful means?
Sang Zhe’s pupils trembled as he wanted nothing more than to leave the room immediately.
He regretted it.
Regretted it immensely.
Compared to this, he would rather go spend three days and nights fighting Long Xiao in the Thunder Abyss.
Next time.
No matter what, he would never trust that little devil Nian Nian’s suggestions again.
