Chapter 200


〈 Chapter 201 〉 198 Chapters – New World… But there’s a missing character at the front.

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I just stepped through the open door, and everything changed.

Before entering, the bright lights illuminated the corners of the bar.

  

Not a hint of darkness would be allowed in.

However, this place we stepped into was completely different.

Only a few dim lights existed.

Even those flickered weakly, making me question if I should even call them lights.

It was mid-summer, and the air conditioning was supposed to be running non-stop.

The chilling air that erased the heat was supposed to fill this bar too.

But now, what I felt in this space was the uncomfortable humidity that bothered me.

The damp air clung to my body, almost as if it had become something sticky.

If I asked a blind man, he would probably assume this place was outside.

Last but not least, there was an intensely strong stench that made my head spin.

The smell was so foul that my nose could no longer perform its natural function.

Just one breath was enough.

[It’s interesting to hold a gathering in a place like this.]

‘But it’s the perfect spot for those damn idiots.’

One building.

A thin door separated two opposing worlds.

And we had just stepped into another world.

At that moment, I heard a man’s voice from behind.

“Have a good time! Leave some for me too!”

With a click, the only exit closed.

Anyway, since we had already dipped our feet in, the only choice left was to move forward.

We slowly began to step forward.

Between the dim lights, I saw pairs of people sitting at each table.

Two common points I could see among them.

One was that they had laid their doll costumes at their feet and were dressed lightly.

It must be quite burdensome to wear doll costumes when the inside is this hot.

We felt like we might die at any moment.

The other was that they were all men.

Many people with a wide age distribution and various appearances.

There were academy students and many outsiders, but there wasn’t a single woman.

[Just a bunch of those ruled by their dicks.]

‘Dicks are the partners of life.’

Anyway, we were headed for the VIP room.

This space seemed to belong to the general members, so we pressed on.

Well, we had to.

Hearing a conversation from the next table piqued our curiosity.

That curiosity should’ve made us leave quickly before it killed us.

Listening in on that conversation was truly a mad decision.

And it was for good reason.

“Do you know what the common point between pigeons and squirrels is?”

“What is it?”

These animal enthusiasts gathered here.

“They both die if they have sex.”

“Really?”

Of course, they couldn’t be normal.

“I tried it once, and I died.”

“What a killer technique!”

The two men chuckled and gulped down their drinks.

[Shit.]

‘Shit.’

The absurd conversation made my brain malfunction.

As a result, we paused for a moment.

We should never have stopped, but we did.

Because of that.

We paid the price for halting in our tracks.

Had we moved quickly, we wouldn’t have heard the conversation.

Yet, it started coming into our ears.

This time, from a little distance, I heard two academy students chatting.

“That Neko Para you recommended? It’s a completely shit game!”

“What’s the problem? You can just mod it to make it come out as a cat!”

One of the students slammed his fist on the table and shouted, “Games are for fulfilling fantasies! Doing it with cats is something you can always do in reality!”

“Sorry, I didn’t think of that!”

When the other student sincerely apologized, the angry one calmed down and accepted the apology.

It was a warm reconciliation scene.

If only there hadn’t been that previous conversation.

[Those guys should be dealt with by Caressy.]

‘I suppose I’ll have to use Picture Burst.’

They say when you get used to English, you can hear it well.

That saying cruelly applied to us now, too.

After hearing two shit conversations, our hearing had already adapted without us wanting it to.

This hearing began picking up information from a far-off table.

The distance was great, but there was no issue with listening.

The loudness of their voices helped.

Above all.

The sight of a hamster desperately wriggling in the hands of an obese man caught our attention.

“What’s that condom next to the hamster?”

“You’ve never eaten a hamster before?”

The obese man looked at the man across the table like he was pathetic.

Then the other man calmly began to answer.

“I haven’t done it with one while wearing a condom.”

“Actually, I’m trying one for the first time today too.”

The obese man scratched his head with an empty smile.

Then the man across encouragingly patted the obese man’s shoulder.

They thought it was a scene of male friendship.

[What did we do wrong to deserve this pain?]

‘It’s because we stumbled into a damn asshole writing this.’

Everything was really shit.

But we couldn’t overturn this place.

Relieving our immediate feelings wouldn’t matter, we had to target the head, after all.

Finally, we held onto our sanity and chose to move our feet to escape this crazy space.

What felt like an eternity in a short time.

We finally reached the passage leading to the VIP room.

Once we confirmed no ears were present, the heroines began hurling curses.

It was practically impossible to pass the current situation without speaking any words.

Thus, we returned to the beginning of Chapter 194.

It was undeniably a new world here.

And a decidedly shit new world.

[…They called it a new world, but it’s nothing but Idiot World.]

‘Is this the so-called Shitopia?’

Anyway, we were close to our target location.

Time to move again.

Walking down the passage, I began to relay our plan to everyone.

First was Caressy and Ayeon.

“I’ll go in first and make the preemptive strike. In the meantime, Caressy and Ayeon, secure the Chief’s son. If there’s time, help me while I’m fighting.”

“I don’t even know who that guy is.”

“Find the one who gained the most weight and take him down.”

“Got it.”

“I understand. You be careful too.”

Next, it was Hyeji and Elcia’s turn.

“Elcia, use your ability to block here. Hyeji can take out anyone coming through Elcia’s ability.”

“Shinwoo, can’t I just go in and kill everyone?”

“That’s right! It might be better to just kill them all!”

Surprisingly, Hyeji presented a reasonable argument.

But this suggestion was dismissed.

“It’s better to secure important personnel.”

“So those guys over there aren’t important, so it’s fine to kill them, right?”

“……If you can, leave them alive.”

“I might accidentally kill someone!”

It seemed Hyeji and Elcia were quite angry.

Of course, it was understandable.

I wanted to kill them as well.

As we discussed the plan, we found ourselves in front of the VIP room.

Without a word, we quickly began to remove the animal doll costumes.

It was exhausting to walk around in those already hot costumes.

Drenched in sweat, I looked as if I had just fallen into the water.

Just as I was about to dry off a bit.

“Everyone, attention! The president has something to say!”

“Thank you, vice president.”

Voices began to rise from beyond the door of the VIP room.

The one speaking was probably the Chief’s son and the Animal Enthusiast Club president.

Fortunately, our target was inside.

“Everyone! Look here! The pony that was sleeping in the back mountain yesterday has come to share love with us!”

“Let’s give a round of applause to the president for introducing us to such a precious companion!”

Suddenly, there were cheers.

But I heard it clearly.

Amidst their ruckus, a faint neighing echoed.

I concluded that a kidnapped black horse was inside.

Plus, the conversations happening lent credence to my assumption.

“Wait! Isn’t that a male?”

“As long as it’s tasty, that’s all that matters. Are you scared?”

“I’m just so happy! Can I go first?”

“Still, I want to break through the young man’s wall. Is that okay?”

“Understood! First, let’s place one drug and start!”

[Shit, till the end.]

‘Motherfucker.’

Anyway, I confirmed that our target was inside as well.

From the looks of it, there was no time to leisurely dry off.

So the only thing left to do was to start our operation.

Finally, I checked to make sure the bodycam was properly attached.

To be honest, I wondered if it would work well since I was sweating so much, but I didn’t want to remove it just in case.

After adjusting the bodycam again.

“Hyeji, hand me a machine gun.”

“What kind?”

“The kind that’s usable with one hand and can fire continuously.”

“I’ll give you a mini-gun. That counts as a machine gun too.”

I asked Hyeji to conjure up one gun.

While Hyeji was quietly manifesting the mini-gun, I knocked on the VIP room’s door to make my presence known.

“Who’s that?”

The moment I knocked, the VIP room fell silent in an instant.

I could feel the tension rising, as if they were about to explode.

But there was no need to panic.

I knew the code to open the door.

“Master. Let’s do that thing again today. Grrr.

“Oh! I meant the supernova! Come in!”

The tension melted away in an instant, replaced by eager murmurs.

It seemed they were also hoping to meet the ‘supernova’ that the Chief’s son had mentioned.

“I’ll open it right away!”

I heard the Chief’s son gripping the doorknob.

At that moment, Hyeji handed me a mini-gun.

As soon as I received the mini-gun, I placed my finger on the trigger.

It was quite heavy, but still manageable enough to handle with one hand.

Holding the mini-gun with one hand, I immediately slipped into a ready stance and began to regulate my breath.

For the ultimate focus breath.

I considered using the Beast’s Breath since I had come dressed as a wild boar, but I dismissed that idea.

Because our opponent was none other than an animal enthusiast.

The synergy with the Beast’s Breath was just too poor.

That’s why I needed a different breath right now.

Derived from the Sun’s Breath, and

Maximized in destructive power in the modern age, it became the ultimate breath.

Just then, the door burst open.

The Chief’s son filled the doorway with his heavy frame.

He began cheerfully speaking, his face bright with a smile, but

“Welcome! I’ve been waiting—”

He couldn’t finish that sentence.

Caught off guard by me poised in stance with a mini-gun.

“……What the hell?”

The Chief’s son’s gaze shifted, moving from my body to my face.

Then, finally, as he recognized me, horror spread across his expression.

“You! You’re—!”

Before the Chief’s son could scream, I quickly shoved him aside with my right shoulder.

His hefty body fell towards the ground under the laws of gravity.

As his body cleared my view, I was greeted with a sight.

A horse, dyed pink, bound up. Half-naked people everywhere.

White powder scattered around, as well as syringes.

Guilty as charged.

[Get out of here!!!]

‘Tanjirou!!! Give me strength!!!’

With my right index finger, I pulled the trigger on the mini-gun and executed the Footwork Technique.

Activating the supreme Ultimate Focus Breath.

[Breath of Gunpowder, First Form!]

Just then, with a thud, the Chief’s son’s body hit the ground.

  

As that sound echoed, a powerful gunshot resounded.

And the wave of bullets began to surge along the route the mini-gun was swung.

It was as if a sea made of the little gods’ blades engulfed the world.

Alternatively, it was referred to as:

[Sea of Little Gods’ Blades.]

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