〈 Chapter 260 〉 Episode 254 – Preparation.
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“What the hell is this?”
“Can’t you figure it out by looking? We have to avoid being spotted, right?”
Choi Hansol grunted as he brought something over.
It was nothing less than two fursuits.
Sure, you could technically call them a type of costume, but.
Considering the muscular appearance and the texture of the fur, it was so detailed it was almost disrespectful to compare.
First, Choi Hansol handed the fursuit to Elcia.
It was a pig beastman fursuit, similar to the one Elcia had worn before.
“You have to hide the fact that you’re a woman in your party.”
“Good point.”
Honestly, I didn’t think much of it when Elcia put it on.
Not until she spoke.
“Husband? You better not misunderstand seeing this.”
“Huh?”
The moment I heard that, I started pondering.
Color. Consumption habits. Educational difficulty. Amount of food eaten.
The colors were similar enough to call it a draw, but on the other points, Elcia was a clear winner.
And if we consider the weight…
[Be careful!!!］
‘Ah, f*ck.’
Thud!
“Husband, you’re having some dirty thoughts, aren’t you?”
“……No.”
In that moment, Elcia’s butterfly swiftly brushed my neck.
Elcia controlled her strength well enough that I sustained no real injury, but.
It was a terrifying unexpected attack.
“What were you thinking?”
“I thought you were an elf superior to a pig.”
“…That sounds a little off.”
“…It’s a misconception.”
[Are you not a goblin worse than a pig?］
‘Shut up, I might actually die here.’
Anyway, when it came to weight, Elcia won.
I won’t go into what kind of victory it was.
Meanwhile, Ayeon received a fursuit of a winged horse beastman.
Interestingly, Ayeon’s wings matched perfectly with the wings on the fursuit.
Thanks to that, it was only natural she could flap them around.
Seeing her flapping wings, I opened my mouth.
“Ayeon, congratulations. You’ve finally become Cheonma Pegasus.”
“……F*ck off.”
In any case, by now Ayeon was wearing a fursuit.
With Elcia and Ayeon both donning their suits.
From the outside, no matter how you looked at it, they looked like a muscular male beastman.
Plus, there was another amazing point about the fursuits.
“Husband! Look at this!”
“Oh my, f*ck.”
As Elcia opened her mouth, the mouth on the fursuit’s head opened in sync.
No one could see the inside unless they really focused.
With this level of detail, no one would suspect.
I was indeed curious.
What on earth made Choi Hansol carry something like this?
“Hey, why do you have something like this?”
“If you wear it differently every time you attend worship, you get exempt from card fees when giving tithes.”
[Why the hell can you use a card here!!!］
‘In a world where there are ATMs in churches, card payments should be possible.’
Soon after, Choi Hansol handed headbands and tails to the others.
Thankfully, it was a tail that wraps around the waist, not an anal beads type.
I received a wolf beastman tail and headband.
“Why do I only get this?”
“You’re a man. This is enough.”
[Now you’re really a dog, huh.]
‘Real dog, indeed.’
But this was not enough.
With my black hair, in a novel setting, it’s not something you see every day.
Also, with a big scar on my left eye and red eyes, it was something that could surely identify me.
Then, as if he sensed my worries.
Choi Hansol quickly added.
“Nobody will recognize you. I guarantee it.”
“If you’re lying, you’re dead.”
Either way, I decided to trust Choi Hansol’s words and follow along quietly.
As I reluctantly donned the wolf ears and tail, Choi Hansol spoke.
“Alright, let’s go?”
“Hey, f*ck you.”
In that moment, a sharp gaze flew at my back.
“Why are you giving this to me too?”
“Eh? You mean you?”
The source was none other than Hyeji.
Choi Hansol didn’t bother passing the fursuit to Hyeji.
What he handed over was just a fox headband and tail.
In the meantime, an oblivious Choi Hansol remarked.
“Aren’t you part of Boys’ Love?”
“……Huh?”
“You crazy bastard! Stop it!”
He blurted out words that should not have been spoken.
Moreover, even as I interjected.
Choi Hansol pressed on without stopping.
“Hey, with that chest, you’re definitely into Boys’ Love.”
“……”
“You’re a rare breed of Boys’ Love here, congratulations.”
“Hah.”
‘……I clearly told you to stop.’
[You’ve done enough.］
Soon after, Hyeji looked at Choi Hansol with a sinister smile.
Choi Hansol quickly apologized to Hyeji.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t recognize you.”
“Watch yourself.”
Thanks to that, Hyeji endured with superhuman patience, but.
“It was a f*cking osugaki. You should have said it earlier.”
“Die♡ you dog♡”
Thud!!!
With those last words, Hyeji’s fierce kick buried itself deep into Choi Hansol’s groin.
With a sound that ominously resembled something breaking.
As Hyeji kicked the downed Choi Hansol, she shouted loudly.
“I’m not a Boys’ Love, I’m a b*o!!!!!!!”
“Hyeji, f*ck! This is still a general audience story! If someone reports it, we’re screwed!”
I quickly covered Hyeji’s mouth.
Of course, I didn’t stop her kicking Choi Hansol.
Honestly, he had it coming.
“…Hyeji unni did her best.”
“That’s just natural selection.”
“The Darwin award of the year is definitely this guy.”
[What are we going to do about this?］
‘Let’s just send him to the hospital.’
It would take just a little time for the unconscious Choi Hansol to wake up.
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When Choi Hansol awakened, he quickly handed over the fox beastman fursuit to Hyeji.
He was staggering with his legs spread apart.
“Here, take this.”
“Give it here, you f*ck.”
Hyeji showed her displeasure as she began to put on the fursuit.
It looked quite loose since her body was small, but it was passable.
Noticing the loose clothing, Hyeji expressed her concern.
“What do I say if someone asks later?”
“Just say your chest popped out, right?”
“I’ll really make you pay for this.”
“……I’m sorry.”
Meanwhile, Choi Hansol gazed wistfully at his groin and muttered.
“This is definitely broken…”
“Since we’re in Nopia, a transformation isn’t a problem. Nadena-Nade.”
“I want to get a nadena-nade from a wealthy, older woman… not just any man.”
“So this guy’s not just a MILF fan, but an NTR freak?”
Choi Hansol shot me a fierce glare at my comment.
“Shut up! Adultery is pure love if it’s beautiful! We call it Adulterous Pure Love!”
“That’s f*cking NTR, you shitty bastard!”
“We’re calling it Salvation Pure Love from now on!”
“Do you want to die, you dog?”
[Everyone like me should just die, f*ck!!!］
‘This bastard is really going to die later.’
I considered killing him here but decided to hold back for now.
We had to hurry to the church.
I roughly shoved Choi Hansol forward and growled.
“Stop rambling and guide us quickly.”
“……Got it.”
Choi Hansol stood at the front.
We silently began to follow him through the alley.
Just before we were about to leave the alley, one thought crossed my mind.
“What did you do at the church?”
“I worked in bodily modifications. Then I got unfairly kicked out.”
At those words, Hyeji reacted.
“Hey.”
“Yes! What can I do for you?”
Choi Hansol stood with military precision.
Hyeji’s shock therapy must have had a significant effect.
After a hesitation, Hyeji finally spoke.
“Can you modify my chest too?”
“……How?”
Then Hyeji firmly voiced her opinion.
With no intention of hiding the passion in her words.
“Definitely bigger than it is now.”
“……I can give you missiles.”
“Rocket punch.”
“That’s a kick!!!”
Hyeji kicked Choi Hansol out of the alley.
Thanks to that, he collapsed on the ground and fainted.
He truly had the brains of a flatfish.
As we all started stepping out of the alley one by one.
A wide, wide sidewalk came into view.
“I’m going to hit that bastard again.”
“Just killing him is fine.”
“Husband! We’re hungry! Can we eat something?”
“Is Elcia’s card not working?”
I also found it puzzling.
We were in a situation where we didn’t have any currency.
We couldn’t buy or acquire anything.
Then Elcia showed a card with a naked character on it.
“I swiped that human’s card earlier!”
“Check card? There wouldn’t be any money on it.”
“It’s a credit card!”
“Alright.”
Then Piece yelled at me intensely.
[What’s good about that!!! That’s a crime!!!］
‘Oh. It’s a punishment on behalf of the Lord.’
Soon after, I clasped my hands together and.
I prayed fervently.
“Right, Lord? If there’s a problem, bring your wrath on me first.”
Then, even without any wind, a piece of concrete flew in and hit my head.
Of course, the one that broke was the concrete block.
[…Isn’t this a strong denial?］
‘A strong denial is originally a strong affirmation.’
A slightly larger piece of concrete flew at me, but.
This time, there was no problem.
Sure enough, the Lord’s answer was a strong affirmation.
In any case, this would end the jinx, so we decided to use the card without worrying.
Coincidentally, at the stall in front of us, a wild boar beastman was selling pizza.
“What would you like?”
“I’ll take the most popular one.”
“I’ll give you a Pepperoni Pizza.”
Fearful of being found out as a woman, the heroines quietly waited for me.
After a bit of time, the pizza finally came after I paid.
Receiving the pizza, we sat down at a table a bit away from the stall and began to eat.
Honestly, at first, I was worried about hair flying out because of the name, but that was unfounded.
Whether it was due to hunger or not, the pizza was really delicious.
[Is this really okay?］
‘It’s suspiciously delicious, right?’
The heroines were initially skeptical, but.
Upon seeing me wolfing it down, they gradually started to take a bite.
Soon, without anyone saying a word, they began devouring it rapidly.
“This is f*cking delicious!”
“It makes me think of Yard Pound right away! This is the taste of America!”
“Since it might be laced with drugs, our main heroine should eat it all to check.”
Watching us eat, the wild boar beastman smiled warmly and suddenly started talking to us.
“How does it taste?”
“It’s stable.”
Then suddenly, the wild boar beastman shed a tear.
“I’m glad to hear that my dad’s meat is good…”
“……?”
At those words, we froze.
Regardless of our reactions.
The wild boar beastman slowly began to sob.
“Thank you for eating well… really… thank you.”
“Ah, f*ck.”
As tears streamed down the wild boar beastman, it became clear that the ingredients of the pepperoni pizza we ate were probably his dad.
Realizing this, we all started trembling uncontrollably.
This is serious.
“My dad had been working hard to bring in meat since dawn.”
“That shocked me, you pig bastard!!!”
“I’m glad you’re my first customers… thank goodness… sniff.”
We survived.
I was genuinely startled, thinking we were cannibals.
There’s no protagonist here who eats humans.
Meanwhile, the wild boar beastman seemed so touched that he even gave us a Furffalo wing as a service.
[Can we really trust this?］
‘If it goes bad, then we’ll deal with it then.’
After we each let out a sigh of relief, just as we were about to eat the additional food we got for free.
“Cu-customers!!! Bow your heads!!!”
“Huh?”
Suddenly, the wild boar beastman started trembling and bowing its head.
In a situation where we had no idea what was going on, we stayed still.
The wild boar beastman shouted loudly with its forehead on the ground.
“Quickly!!! Mysterious Dragon Clan is coming!!!”
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