〈 Chapter 340 〉 Chapter 332 – Breaking the Academy (2)
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The sudden appearance of monsters.
They were endlessly welcome friends to me.
But it seemed they weren’t to others.
“Why is there a monster right in the middle of the academy!!!”
“And why are there so many of them? What the hell?!”
“Did Kim Shinwoo open a gate or something?”
“Then there would at least be a message saying the gate is open!”
“Like, what could that useless person even do?!”
They started to make a loud fuss among themselves.
Even the small commotion escalated into a big uproar due to the sheer size of the crowd.
One professor suddenly started yelling at me.
Pointing out an extremely obvious fact.
“Kim Shinwoo, you bastard! How could you bring in monsters without permission? Are you out of your mind!”
“Oh, this?”
I just smirked at that question, pointing with my finger to the only other person with a different face.
“I think that person over there knows better than I do?”
“Who?”
“Over there.”
The target was none other than the chief.
Unlike the others, the chief wasn’t panicking or making noise.
He just had a vacant expression on his face.
“Uh… how…”
Meanwhile, the lower half of the chief was even more inflated than before.
It felt like it could burst at the slightest touch.
‘Is this description really going off the rails?’
[So, just one pickpocket wasn’t enough, huh?]
– It’s the second time, f*ck… got hit again.
Ignoring the lamenting voice ringing in my head.
I scanned the crowd’s faces, sending glances.
First, the remaining people excluding the chief.
“Did the chief do something?”
“He didn’t keep it as personal property, did he?”
“But for what purpose?”
“That’s all well and good, but why is there a monster here? What are we going to do!”
“Why is it directed at me, f*ck! I’ve never seen so many either!”
They were directing two types of gazes toward the chief, following my lead.
One was questioning why I pointed out the chief so suddenly.
The other was worry for the monsters that still seemed ready to attack them.
“……It can’t be… how could Kim Shinwoo, that bastard…”
On the other hand, the chief had an expression as if he lost everything in the world.
Even in that state, his lower half reacted instinctively, spasming without regard for his emotions.
Suddenly, the chief’s body twitched.
“Ah… I farted.”
“Seriously, this bastard.”
At that, the monsters let out heavy growls.
It was as if they couldn’t get over the nightmare they suffered from the chief.
“Everyone calm down, it’s still a long night.”
The monsters, who were about to dash out, paused at my words, clutching the last bit of patience.
Seeing that, I felt relieved that my struggle since becoming student council president was paying off.
“……You… how on earth…”
The chief, relatively calmer after a moment of zen, raised another question at me.
But I didn’t answer, only maintaining my silence.
Smirking more ominously than before.
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About a month.
That was the time it took from my first day as student council president to stir up some trouble.
At the same time, it was the period I worked with Caressy every night, running back and forth.
All for the chief’s sex slaves, the monsters.
“Can you believe it? Teaming up with monsters is insane.”
“Better than eating them, right?”
“…You’re not wrong, damn it.”
Before I knew it, it was the last day of preparing the plans.
Once again, I was toiling with Caressy through the night.
Even though a month should have been enough time to adapt, I was still struggling to keep up.
[Master, let’s do that again today. grunt]
‘Not that, you bastard.’
That task was simply delivering food we received from the cafeteria to the monsters.
Strangely, the chief hadn’t shown up at all during that month.
Honestly, I was suspicious if all this was a trap at first, but now I was delivering food with an easy heart.
“Monster number 1! It’s meal time!”
“Grurrrr!”
The monsters seemed to have completely adapted to Caressy and me.
Now they responded obediently to our calls.
That reminded me of the time I first came to see them.
Back then, the monsters were skeletal and had bedraggled fur, looking like they could drop dead at any moment.
Honestly, it was surprising that they were still alive.
Well, I suppose that was to be expected.
“……Seeing it for real, it’s even worse.”
“Yeah, it shouldn’t have been this bad.”
The Lizard Beastman who had been taking care of them was now at our house, and as mentioned before, for some reason, the chief hadn’t come here either.
In the end, the monsters must have suffered from hunger and malnutrition.
Yet, even during this time, the monsters remained wary of me.
It was quite the dilemma that they couldn’t even converse.
But who am I?
The most normal protagonist of Nobelpia.
Sure, I had a minor flaw of turning into a dog when I drank, but now was the time to turn that flaw into an asset.
[Whether I drink or not, I’m still a bastard, right?]
‘……Damn you.’
Unable to argue against Piece’s words, I chugged down more alcohol than usual.
“Did you suddenly get mad? Why are you drinking so much?”
“……I mean… there’s this thing…”
Thanks to downing a lot of drinks, I finally turned into a dog.
This allowed me to have sincere conversations with the monsters.
Eventually, I convinced them to join my plans.
After that, every night was a cycle of this life.
Delivering food to solve their nutritional issues and…
“Meals should be in a right angle! Implementing angle meals!”
“Rrrrgh!!!”
Even trained them with such enthusiasm.
“Cadet! Did I not say to make it right angle?”
“Merurrrr!!!”
I put in extreme effort, even training them every day.
“Cadet! No counts at the end!”
“Kyiiiiiiik!!!”
“Are you even listening?! Again!”
As a result, the monsters’ condition significantly improved compared to before.
The monsters with fur had a shiny coat now.
All bulked up, so much so that they were much larger than before.
You wouldn’t even think they had suffered from malnutrition.
Moreover, I even implemented character education for the monsters, instilling the right mindset in them.
Here, the role of the Saintess, Caressy, was significant.
“At this late hour… I wonder what your parents might be doing.”
“Ugh…”
“You all must treat your parents well when you return home…”
“Keeeeng…”
“Now, let’s pray to the lord.”
[……Isn’t that something anyone can do, not just a Saintess?]
‘If I took that away too, the title of Saintess would be meaningless.’
[In Nopia, the meaning of the Saintess has long since faded, why bother arguing about it?]
‘Oh, right.’
Thus, I trained them to become excellent monsters both mentally and physically.
But despite it being the last day…
One thing remained unchanged.
The thick iron bars in front of the monsters.
Watching the firmly shut, unopenable iron bars.
The monsters each let out small whimpers.
As if there was nothing they could do about it.
“Grurrrr….”
“Kurrrgh… urk…”
“Caarung…..”
[Looks like there’s a traitor among us.]
‘No, that b*tch.’
Chasing away Kyaroo, who came in to steal food.
I was drawn to a particularly large button in the center.
For some reason, the button was labeled ‘For Orgies’ in big letters.
“Isn’t the button name a bit weird?”
“Seriously, everything about this place is messed up…”
And the moment I slammed that button down with all my might.
The iron bars blocking the monsters opened up all at once.
– Clank!
– Creak!
– Clunk!
With the sudden release, the monsters expressed suspicion at me.
Asking if I had done something.
How could it just open with one button?
Had I been deceiving them all this time?
Of course, their doubts turned into…
“But hey, it’s fun being free, right?”
“Roarrrr!”
“Kyaaaaa!”
“Let’s start slow at first, then we can have our fun later.”
By my words, it simply translated into joy for their release.
Just then, one of the monsters asked me.
Could they now completely wreck the academy and attack people as they please?
“I told you. No harming people.”
At my words, the monsters that had been expressing happiness voiced their displeasure.
Yet, due to the grace of how I raised them, they simply grumbled instead of rushing at me.
To those monsters, I started clearly speaking once more.
“Listen up. Just don’t harm ‘people’.”
“Eh?”
The monsters showed doubt at my words, but upon hearing what I said next…
“And there won’t be any people coming today.”
“Kyyooooo!!!”
They began to express intense happiness.
Some were even shedding tears over it.
As if truly touched.
For a moment, an astonishing event took place.
Without me saying anything, the monsters all lined up in unison.
Then, they suddenly started saluting me.
What an overwhelmingly beautiful sight.
As I felt tears welling up in my own eyes at that scene.
I returned their salute just the same.
“I am proud of you all, my cadets!”
A ridiculous situation where I and the monsters were saluting each other.
Caressy watched this with a sigh.
“…How can these monsters seem more human than the academy students…”
And so, the story comes back to the present.
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