A bunch of beast friends started gathering in front of me.
Wild boar. Snake. Eagle. Sparrow. Dog. Cat, you name it.
Before I knew it, there were a ton of beasts gathered in front of me. They seemed curious about what was going on, making various noises to express their confusion.
Cueek!
Ka-oook!
Haaak!
Tweet!
Meow~.
“Ed…ward… bro…”
“Hey you, F*ck that guy, shut him up and rip his wig off.”
[That was close to changing genres.]
‘How ominous.’
As the beast friends quickly pulled off the wig that was sitting on the dog’s head, the dog started barking as if nothing had happened.
What a relief.
I showed the beast friends the photo I received from the lizard beastman earlier.
“If you guys find this, let me know.”
The beast friends started examining the photo closely.
Various expressions appeared on the beasts.
An expression that said they could feast if they caught it.
A look of disgust as if they saw something dirty.
An indignant look, as if asking why they needed to look for something so gross.
Then, I spotted a female wild boar that was not paying attention, so I took the photo and showed it to her.
“Hey, she might be the same kind of pig, what do you think?”
Kweeek?
“Do you want to go on a blind date with her?”
The female wild boar carefully examined the chief’s son’s photo and—
Thwump.
“…Screw you, there’s only one.”
She spat on the photo.
The wild boar then immediately protested strongly to me.
This was an insult to pigs.
Then the boar turned her head sharply, trying not to meet my gaze.
As if she didn’t want to see that disgusting thing.
While I was contemplating what to do with the photo covered in the boar’s spit, a solution suddenly appeared.
The escort elf, who had run away just moments ago.
She was climbing the mountain toward us.
“Welcome, escort elf. Could you come over here for a moment?”
“What do you want?”
As the escort elf approached, I wiped the boar’s saliva on her clothes.
She screamed and ran back down the mountain.
“…Shinwoo, is it really okay to treat an escort like that?”
“Master! You did well! Lately, they’ve been so negligent they’ve been stealing my food!”
“All those little goblins are just a bunch of idiots.”
“…I can understand what Hyeji is saying.”
“Anyway, let’s check the numbers again. If you haven’t come, raise your hand.”
Just by glancing, it seemed like most of the beasts were gathered here except for a few.
While I was checking the numbers, Pease suddenly asked me.
[Where did Captain Mouse go this time?]
‘These days, their Plus membership has dropped, so he’s busy attending the Planning Committee.’
[You should advise him to fix the subtitles first.]
Meanwhile, a male deer was anxiously moving around, saying he couldn’t find his wife.
He looked very worried, as if something terrible was going to happen to her.
I decided to search for the chief’s son and the female deer together and began the search.
*
Not long after the search started, good news came in.
They reported seeing the chief’s son at a lake deeper in the mountain.
The reason for finding him was that the dog had followed a rotten oil smell and spotted a massive clump of flesh in the lake that looked like the chief’s son.
Coincidentally, the male deer, who was looking for his wife earlier, said he knew where the lake was, so we moved towards it together.
“Oh! It’s quite large!”
“Master! Let’s do some battery fishing here!”
“Shinwoo, wait a moment. I learned how to catch fish with bombs from Cle.”
“Finding people should come first right now. Don’t get too excited.”
“……Master, put down the fishing rod you have in hand first.”
“I feel like catching a red Gyarados here.”
The lake we found in the mountain was simply beautiful.
It sparkled as if fine glass had been sprinkled on it, reflected many things like a clear mirror: the sun. Trees. Grass. Birds passing overhead.
In the distance, a female deer could be seen, even if it was a small dot.
And lastly, a giant hunk of fat.
‘…Fat?’
[Isn’t that idiot writer writing weird again?]
– I wrote it right, you little sh*t.
‘No, this time, it was written correctly.’
[Hmm. Then what is that strange thing?]
On the opposite side of the lake were one female deer and a huge hunk of fat.
Yeah.
Those were the beings we were looking for.
However, their atmosphere didn’t look good.
The chief’s son was single-handedly beating the female deer and trying to drag her away.
It felt like watching a kidnapping scene.
‘Just in case, I left the male deer waiting outside, and it seems like that was the right choice.’
[That’s right. Had we seen that, we would have charged in.]
“Shinwoo, what are you going to do about that?”
“Can you film it? It might be useful as evidence.”
“At this distance, I can snipe right away.”
“……Just film it.”
Hearing my words, Jeong Ahyeon started recording with her phone.
Now that we found our target, we began to slowly circle around to the opposite side of the lake.
“Shinwoo, that looks serious.”
“I think so too.”
“Let’s fry it for some pork cutlets later!”
“Let’s walk a bit faster.”
It seemed that they still hadn’t noticed our approach from the opposite side of the lake.
The chief’s son continued to hit the female deer.
Until she was so exhausted she sank to the ground.
Then, the chief’s son rummaged in his pockets, pulling out several cable ties to bind the female deer’s legs tightly.
In a rather peculiar way, forcibly spreading her legs apart.
And then…
He started to take off her bottoms one by one.
‘Ah, F*ck both the father and the son!’
[You must stop NTR!]
‘NTR and animal enthusiasts? What a ridiculous combination!’
Noticing the chief’s son’s intentions, I quickly circulated magical power through my legs.
It felt like a larger quantity of magical power was circulating faster than before.
Probably due to the magical power tattoo I inscribed on my instep last time.
With that state, as I leaped out, my body began to move much faster than before.
Thanks to that, I quickly approached the spot where the chief’s son and female deer were.
Close enough to see their current state in detail.
The female deer’s condition didn’t look good.
There were many bruises and scratches obtained from her struggles.
Even though I got closer, I could hardly hear her breath.
The only thing that was faintly trembling was her body, proving she was still alive.
In contrast, the chief’s son looked utterly disgusting.
Greedy eyes. Drooling cheeks trembling with anticipation.
Opaque juice flowing down his face. A mouth filled with twisted ecstasy.
And slowly rising was the beginning of a male member.
‘D*ckhead, don’t you dare describe the last part!!!’
[You’re writing a sh*tty description!!!!]
– My bad.
The chief’s son, still oblivious to my presence, was extending his pudgy hand towards the female deer.
Completely dominated by his lower half.
He began to caress her slowly while mumbling.
“Hehe… Don’t worry, the pain will only last a moment.”
Seeing the chief’s son about to act, my body accelerated even quicker than before.
I leaped forward, launching a massive kick in a pose made famous by Japanese media.
“Because of you, all my webtoon plans are ruined!! You pig sh*t!!!”
Pheroo-oooooook!!!!
Cueek!!!!!
Just as the chief’s son took his final step, my kick landed directly on his big fat head.
Struck by that fierce attack, the chief’s son soared through the air, letting out a wail befitting his figure.
Despite his round body and heavy mass, he didn’t stop when he hit the ground and continued to roll.
“Keugh…”
When his movement finally stopped, the chief’s son groaned in pain.
Honestly, I half-expected to kill him, but it was surprising that he was still alive.
‘Wow, he survived.’
[It seems he inherited his dad’s toughness.]
I hurriedly approached the female deer.
What I needed to implement was the dagger at the 5 o’clock position of the magical power tattoo.
I swiftly cut the cable ties, freeing her.
Feeling the sudden relief, the female deer was bewildered but slowly began to rise.
Once she roughly grasped the situation, she started thanking me.
At that moment, the male deer that couldn’t hold back anymore rushed toward the lake and spotted the female deer, rapidly approaching me.
Seeing him shed tears, it was clear he was very worried.
The two deer embraced each other, repeatedly thanking me before leaving the lake.
As they departed, my companions arrived.
They hurriedly began speaking to me.
“Master, what were you thinking doing something like that!”
“Shinwoo, why did you do that?”
“I couldn’t just stand and watch that, right?”
Honestly, that was an unbearable sight.
Then Hyeji shouted in disappointment.
“I wanted to see if that thing burns or not first!”
“……Jeong Ahyeon, edit that part out of the recording.”
“Master! Please just give me the bacon once it’s all cooked!”
“Edit that too.”
We approached the still groaning chief’s son.
This time, perhaps noticing our approach, the chief’s son opened his swollen eyes, glaring at me while I pointed a finger.
“You! You! What the hell are you doing!!”
“I am Jesus.”
I then grabbed a handful of his hair.
Unlike the chief, whose roots had completely vanished, the chief’s son still had some seaweed left to grab onto.
“I’m going to make you walk soon.”
And with that, I started dragging him along.
Unable to resist the strong grip and pulling force, the chief’s son had no choice but to rise against my will.
A miracle of Jesus getting a crippled person up to walk.
That was happening right here in this academy.
I dragged the chief’s son all the way to the edge of the lake.
I tripped him forward and lifted him by his hair, making eye contact.
“What were you planning to do here?”
“Y-You think I’m going to say anything!”
The chief’s son showed a firm will not to answer, filled with fear.
I grinned menacingly and said, “You have to talk if you don’t want to die.”
